I'll give her something super tasty

"I'll give you something super tasty if you let me free!"

Lambdadelta likes snacks, right? I've learned that from my studies so far... well, I'm making myself sound more scholarly than I am. Anyone who looked around this room would know that she likes sweets. At any rate, I offered to provide something for her.

"Huh? Is it really that good? I've turned you into super sugary syrupy buttery pancakes already, Player! Is it something tastier than all of that?"

I got the annoying impression my plan wasn't really working, but I kept bluffing. Of course. It's way better than pancakes. A man of love wouldn't lie about something like this, I persuaded her.

With a snap, Lambda released me from my pancake prison... though I noticed the pancakes were still hovering just above my head. Syrup continued to drip down onto my face and shoulders as we spoke. "Well?" she questioned, waiting to hear what was so special I thought it would save my life. "Beato's butler makes pretty good cookies already, so whatever you're thinking of, it's gotta be at least 10x better than those."

W-Why is the bar set so high? No matter. I'm bluffing already... Who cares how high my bluff is set?