My magical jumbo candy cane, of course (Pink Trigger's Power >8)

"My magical jumbo candy cane, just for you, Lady Lambdadelta. Ah, the only problem... it's inside my trouser pocket. Oh, and because its magic, you can only eat it if you close your eyes and say 'Aaaah.' Can you release me from the pancakes and then do that?"

"Oh! They say peppermint pancakes are really in right now! If I eat the peppermint stick together with pancakes, it ought to be super tasty, right, Player?!"

I nodded. Yes. Quite tasty.

"Eeeh? Just quite tasty?"

Fine. It'll be omega suuuuuper tasty, Lambda-chan!

"Wow! I can't wait to try it, then!"

Yes, good. The pancakes are lifting off of me and vanishing into the air. Like an innocent kid, that Lambdadelta plopped down on her bed, shooting her legs with striped stockings into the air for a moment, before sitting up with her hands in her lap and kicking her feet excitedly. Now now, Lambda. Close your eyes and say "aaah" like we discussed. Fantastic... she's doing it!

He he... I began to unzip my pants, slowly, so that she wouldn't hear the noise from it. I believe this is a testament to how powerful my Pink Trigger has become, that even this powerful witch can be fooled so completely by a simple application of its influence. She's fallen for the oldest trick in the pervert-who-preys-on-cute-girls handbook! A handbook which I may have written myself, considering the content of this story.

I pulled out my cock and began to make my way towards her. Say "aaaah," Lambda-chan.

"Aaaaaaaaah-!"

I cut her off by grabbing hold of her head and sticking my penis inside. Ah! Good! I'm face-fucking one of the most powerful witches in the entire story! I thank you all for being patient with this story up to this point, as I hunted the admittedly lovely humans and demons populating the island of Rokkenjima. This must have been what you were truly waiting for, though: my conquest over a great witch, the Witch of Certainty! I craned my head back and pushed harder and harder, feeling her small body rock on the bed as she licked and slobbered my jumbo candy cane.

I decided to take a look downward, to see how she was feeling about receiving my love. Her eyes were smiling up at me.

It was a sort of menacing smile. Lady Lambda....

"Shur candy cane is shuuuuuper yummy!" she drooled. Under any other circumstances, I'd be happy to hear it but...

I better pull it out for a moment... just to check.

I pulled what ought to have been my penis out from the good lady's lips. Ah... of course. My penis has been replaced by a candy cane, probably from the very beginning. Even my pubic hair and the entirety of my ball-sack was gone... It wouldn't do for a fine lady to get hair in her mouth or slapped in the face by a man's balls. Instead of my precum and sweat, she's been enjoying the taste of candy stripes. I could tell some of my penis had actually disappeared from her vigorous sucking already, or at least grown smaller. I tried to push her head backward to examine the rest, but her smiling eyes took on an even scarier quality. She wasn't letting go.

"I'm gonna bite it now, okay?"

No, Lambdadelta... M-My magical jumbo candy cane is best savored by sucking gently. In fact, if you'll let me put up this smelly old thing, I'll give you something even better! So just-!

*crunch*

Hiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-!