Northward Bound!!!

Aegon and His Admittedly Smaller Host Rode Through The Northern Region and Arrived Swiftly At Winterfell. Robb Stark Lead The Way, and Aegon Had Taken The Time To Speak With The Future Lord Of Winterfell At Length:

"You Know, Dany Is Not Like Most Women, She Is In Many Ways A Valyrian Version Of Your Sister Arya and Aunt Lyanna." Aegon Had Said. "So I'm Told, Tell Me Honestly Though, Will She Want To Rule In Her Own Right?" Asked Robb. "Perhaps, But Only If You Should Prove Ineffective At Ruling The North. Show Her Respect and Treat Her With Kindness, But Show Strength and Integrity In Your Rule Of The North In My Name, and You Won't Need To Worry." Aegon Had Replied. "You Speak Of Northern Values My King." Was His Response. "Do I Speak Wrong?" Aegon Had Said. "No, But The Lands Of The North Are Far Different Than The Lands Of The South." Was His Only Response. "True, But It's The Same For Anywhere Where Northern Winds Are Bitter and Biting." Was His Ending Statement.

As Soon As They Entered Winterfell, Aegon and The Officers Were Met By Lady Stark, Lady Stark, Lady Stark, and The Younger Lord Stark's. "Mother, Where Is Father?" Asks Robb. "You Haven't Heard? He Rode North To Castle Black, All The Banners Have Been Called To Deal With The King-Beyond-The-Wall." Says Catelyn. "Then We Must Ride Further North, I'll Send Quentyn On Ahead With The Unsullied and Some Cavalry. But We Should Make Sure Our Supplies and Horses Are Sufficient and Can Survive The Journey To The Wall." Says Aegon. "Agreed, I'll Have Ser Rodrik See To It Your Grace." Says Robb. "Good, We Continue As Soon As We Are Able, For Now We Should Eat, Drink, and Take A Piss While We Can." Says Aegon. "So Be It, Please Follow Me Your Grace." Says Catelyn Stark. Aegon Nods and Proceeds To Follow The Current Lady Of Winterfell.

Having Relieved His Bladder and Filled His Belly With Food and Mead, Aegon Felt Sufficiently Refilled To Sufficient Levels, and Ready To Ride North. He Held Dark Sister and Blackfyre At His Hip, But Resting Behind His Lower Back Were Two Short Swords Of Valyrian Steel. The Sword's Were Smaller Versions Of Dark Sister and Blackfyre. Aegon Was Beginning To Wonder Why His Brother Had Chosen To Defy Both Him and Their Mothers, Was The Watch That Important? Or Was It The Succession? Aegon Needed Answers and He'd Be Damned If He Didn't Get Them. He'd Left His Lovers At The Castle, Even Nym Was Left There, But Obara Not So Much, While He Had A Healthy Respect and Fear Of Upsetting Tyene, Nymeria, and Rhaenys, He Was Unmistakably Terrified Of The Eldest Sand Snake's Temper.

As Far Rode Into Castle Black, Aegon Was Disappointed To Find The Great Night's Watch So Bad and Decrepit, Jon Had Led Him Along and That Was Abundantly Clear, So Aegon Decided Against Giving Him Dark Sister For That Little Lie. He Finally Spied His Brother and Dismounted Before Striding Towards Him and Punching Him In The Nose. "That Was For Breaking Our Deal You Little Shit, and This Is For Lying To Me." Says Aegon As He Punches Him Again. "Jaehaerys Aegor Targaryen! What Do You Think Your Doing!?!?!?!" Demands A Far More Outraged Lyanna. "Jaehaerys Targaryen? Your Prince Jaehaerys!? Then That Means....????" Says Jon's Companion As He Trails Off Looking At The Regal Mail and Plate Of Aegon and The Swords. "I Am Aegon Targaryen, Sixth Of My Name, King Of The Andals, Rhoynar, and Blah Blah Blah, He's My Brother and Get Over It. You, You Little Shit Are Coming Back To Court The Moment This King-Beyond-The-Wall Crap Is At An End, No Arguments." Says Aegon. "I've Taken My Vows, I Can't Leave." Says Jon. "Then I'll Make It Happen, It's Not Widely Known Because It Rarely Happens. As The King I Can Vacate You From Your Vows and Bring You Home. I've Been Fucking So Many Woman It's Time You Got Your Comeuppance and Fucked a few in my place I Can't Keep Making Bastards Jon!" Says Aegon. "How Many Have You Got?" Asks Jon.

"Off The Top Of My Head? Roughly A Half-Dozen Or So and Plenty More On The Way. Just Be Glad You Ain't Got A Nephew Or Niece Who Would Also Happen To Be Your Half-Brother Or Half-Sister." Says Aegon As Lyanna Looks Away. "What's That Supposed To Mean?" Asks Jon. "I May Have Started Bedding Your Mother After You Left." Says Aegon and It's Jon Who Lunges At His Brother Now. The Kingsguard Quickly Restrain The Prince and Aegon Knocks His Brother Out Cold With A Mailed Fist To The Temple. "Take Him To A Room and Chain Him To The Chair, I Want To Speak With Him Soon As He Wakes.