Available w-work positions!!

{if Whore==1}The signing up sheet stares you down again. You already gave yourself up to somebody once, and that was... not fun. Maybe this time you won't wake up plastered with semen? Yeah? Or maybe there won't be a 'this time'. In any case, it looks like they aren't looking for strippers anymore...{elseif Whore==2}There's that signup sheet again....{elseif Whore == 3}Hey, woah, what the fuck? You sign up your name again, but the bastard receptionist says that they won't let you give your services here after last time. Goddamn prude... well, fuck this place. The clients here aren't shit anyway!{elseif Stripper == 1}You stare down the signup sheet. There aren't any more slots open for a stripshow.... s-so what are you doing here??{elseif WhoreLeave == 1}Well, there's that signup sheet that had you running last time. H-has anything changed?{else}"You there!" she calls out to you as she uses her body to block your path to the cool coloured lights. Aww.

The lady gives you a full inspection, including running the back of one of her fingers over your shirted chest. Hey, she can't just do that! You take a step back and she retracts her hand.

"Ample chest, plump ass... yes, you'll do. Are you looking for work?"

You are looking for work.

"I'm a bit short-staffed tonight,{if Whore >= 1}" pfft "{else} {endif}because one of my girls is having her 24th birthday party and invited her coworkers. You've got the body for it. You'll be paid $150 for a stripshow, and $600 to fuck. Sign up just over there if you're interested."

...How matter-of-fact! With that, the lady turns and walks back into the club with the blaring music and awesome lights, leaving you stood at the entrance eyeing up the wall-mounted sign-up sheet.{if@ Whore<1} Thankfully, the paper also explains what each of those... actually are.{endif}

A strip show would be really demeaning, and it's not like you can't get the money you need elsewhere. But, if Ben says it's alright with him, maybe it's alright with these strangers...?{endif}

{if@ Virgin == True}Well, anyway, you're not a whore! You know that much for certain! And... well, you're actually still a virgin, even though you've already left school. Nobody ever asked you to date them! You can't just give it away to someone you don't know for money, can you? Isn't that too disgraceful?{endif}

{if Stripper == 0}{if WhoreLeave == 0}{if Whore == 0}((You will NOT lose purity for putting on a Strip Show.)){endif}{endif}{endif}