Well, duh!

You click on the remaining picture.

Leland “Lee” Alexander Gustafson

Age: 73

Relationship: Half Sister’s Father

Sexual Orientation: Homosexual

Bio: Not Yet Unlocked

Skills: Not Yet Unlocked

Current Status: Watching The Good Place on Hulu

Statistics

Affection: 20 (You seemed like a good kid. I would have liked to meet you as an adult.)

Love: 5 (Yeah... you’re the reason I left your mom. I started getting funny feelings about you.)

Lust: 0 (Even Viagra can’t keep the soldier at attention now. Although Ted Danson is one fine looking man.)

Ok, that’s a touch on the weird side. And a little fucked up. You’re also starting to get fed up with the damn “Not Yet Unlocked”. You dip back into the store and dig around until you find what you’re looking for under Affection. Rolling Back The Years: Unlocks biographical information on anyone with a positive Affection score. Cost: 275 Soul Coins

You weigh the value of this, idly stroking Beth’s foot which is still resting in your lap.

00:52 11/30/19 - Beth, +10 Lust (We’re getting to the good part... You sick fuck.)

Beth shifts a little and her foot rubs against your crotch, sending tingles running all the way up your spine. You decide that you have a potentially infinite pool of Soul Coins, so you just think “Fuck it.”, and take the plunge.

00:53 11/30/19 - Beth, +20 Lust (Goddamn, fuck your sister, you tree-cocked stallion. You sick fuck.)

Beth moans and writhes a little, her foot shifting and rubbing more and more against your dick, resulting in it stiffening to almost rock-like proportions. You do your best to retain your composure as you click back to Lee’s profile.

Bio: When your mom and I met it was at a party. I’d just done a cocktail of X, amyl nitrate, Special K, and a healthy dose of whippets. I was the proverbial 40 year old virgin, and had up until that point lived an asexual existence as an accountant. The combination of chemicals running through my bloodstream managed to beat down my disgust with the female body and your mom and I ended up fucking in a stairwell.

We exchanged numbers afterwards, and I went back to my life, never expecting to hear from her again. A month later I got a call from her. Two months later we were living together and planning for your sister to come into the world. Your sister was the only female I ever thought of as beautiful, and although your mother and I were never again intimate, I loved her in my own way.

You, however, were a beautiful boy, precocious and witty, and I admit that I was infatuated with you from the start. I didn’t realize until two moths following your sister’s birth that that infatuation was physical as well as emotional, but one day when you got jealous of all the attention that was being lavished on your little sister, you climbed into my lap. My erection terrified me. The next day I walked out of your life, never to return.

The intervening years have been kind to me. I moved west, establishing a CPA firm in Colorado, met a wonderful man by the name of Steven, and was happy until I lost him in 2015 to pneumonia. At least we were able to marry before his passing.

I moved back east six months ago and into an assisted living community in Superior, Wisconsin where I pay exorbitant amounts of money to be treated like a king, and eventually die on my own terms.

01:18 11/30/19 - Beth, +20 Lust (That’s right Big Brother, let me suck that giant cock. You sick fuck.)