"Prove it"

That confused me for a minute. "What am I supposed to prove? I just told you what happened." Mr. Fancy had a grin on his face like he had just come up with the most brilliant idea in history. "Prove you are who you say you are and that God put you here. You claim to be a Rogath and every Rogath in history has had a unique ability. So show us what ability God gave you."

This was actually a problem. How was I supposed to show an ability I didn't have. I thought to myself 'What the hell God, you never said anything about any abilities. You could have mentioned something while I was up there damn it.' Then it hit me, literally. A book dropped on my head out of nowhere and I was standing in front of God again. "Great, I'm dead again aren't I?"

God just sat in his chair and shook his head while sipping his tea and then pointed to the book at my feet. 'Rogath powers for dummies' was the title on the book when I picked it up. Two thoughts crossed my mind when I looked at it. "Really? Was for dummies actually necessary and why the hell is it a paperback instead of on a tablet or something?" As it turns out it was actually a deserved name and the first page told me why.

In your time spent here looking at various planets you never once bothered to ask for any details about any of the planets or their societies. You chose a planet based on how good the women looked and then blamed me for your lack of preparation. I, being the kind and generous omnipotent being that I am. Have decided to grant you a brief reprieve from your stupidity so you don't actually end up dead, again. I have also decided to overlook your blaming me for your failings. (Seriously don't do that again or I will smite you).

I have frozen time and brought you here so that you may now choose from the power listed in this book and gain the knowledge of how to use it when you want to. Think carefully before you choose, each power has its own limitations and drawbacks. After you have chosen you will be returned to Entakriss at the exact moment I pulled you here (give or take a few seconds).

P.s. I'm not saving your ass a second time.
God

Well, that was just great. I'm being called a dumbass by God and he's right. I sat down in the other chair and started reading about the various powers that I could choose. There were a lot of them and they all seemed to be pretty okay at first glance. The more I read the details about them the worse each one looked. Until I happened to find two pages that were stuck together.