James managed to wake up earlier than usual. When he was scanning his room in a groggy haze, wondering why, he remembered. The alien woman laying in his tub. He decided he needed to find the best way to communicate, so while it was still dark he searched his house for any random items of vibrant colors. Eventually, in his computer desk, he found an assortment of highlighters and set about making small cards of each color, and combinations. By the time she woke up he'd made eight of them, including a blank white card for good measure.
When she came out of the bathroom, it appeared she'd already managed to wake up completely. She found him to her left, and gave a startled jump. He held up the blue card, and she took a deep breath. Moving to her side, James set the red card to the left, and the blue card to the right of the desk. He took one of her hands and had her finger press on the yellow card, shifting it between the two. She got the idea. Quickly, she arranged the cards. From left to right she'd placed: red, orange, yellow, white, green, and blue. He noticed she'd placed purple below white, and pink below that.
After a moment of looking, he could figure out together that the three to the left of the white card we're danger zones. She'd only seemed ready for **** when she showed him those last night. James decided that must have meant that the two to the right were safe zones. He tapped on the purple and pink cards, "Okay so what are these?"
Seeing several spots on her cheek tint with purple, she pointed the same colored card, and then to her crotch. When she pointed at at pink she gestured to yellow and then to red, skipping orange entirely. James's eyes widened in realization. "Ooohhh...well...I guess that makes things easier than guessing for you guys..." A nearly synchronized stomach gurgling from the two of them brought a chuckle to the pair. He grabbed his phone and started towards the kitchen, texting his sister.
Hey, Sal? I have an... unexpected house guest. I can't explain why right now but if you have any old clothes she could use, do you mind stopping by later on with them?
Good morning to you too, Jamie.
Good morning, yes, can you help us out or should I go to the thrift store?
What, and rob me of the privilege to be the first in the family to catch you with a naked woman? Who could resist?
Sal, I know it's awkward but she'll be in the bathroom. She needs help. If not for that, for your family?
You ass. Fine. But I get to tell Mom about you and your new girlfriend first.
Okay but I really think you're gonna wanna hold off on that till I have girlfriend.
If you don't have one why is a naked woman in your home?
You'll see just please come over.
Okay okay just give me a few hours to get things together.
James texted a quick thanks in response before emailing his boss to let him know that this week he'd be working from home due to an unexpected illness. The alien popped her head into view, flashing white before heading to the kitchen ahead of him.
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