Dru calling

"Drusilla!" exclaimed a naked Buffy, her small hands still in the classic ENF position as she frantically tried to cover her breasts and private parts from the view of one of her worst enemies. "What are you doing here?"

"Visiting, I suppose," said the lady in red who was known to Buffy as Drusilla. "I saw your little magic box and I thought I'd come over and say hello. Though come to think of it, I seem to be just in time to view more than one little magic box."

Buffy blushed and moved her other hand down to cover her vagina. "How did you get here? Last I heard, you were still somewhere in the future. And that scene outside definitely doesn't look very futurish."

"I believe you mean futuristic," said Drusilla. "But, hey, I got most of my education from nuns so what do I know? Anyway, I too have a little magic box. It's not quite as pretty as yours but I'm happy with it. I also have a time machine."

"Time machine?" asked Buffy.

"Yes, that's what Rose calls it," said Drusilla. "No, actually that's what Mar -- er -- Cordelia calls it. Rose calls it a -- now what was the word she used -- oh, yes -- a TAR-DIS."

"Cordelia?" asked Buffy. "Since when do you know Cordelia?"

"Oh, you'd be surprised at the people I know, Slayer," said Drusilla. "By the way, you don't have to cover yourself on my account. We're both girls here."

Just then present Rose walked up, dressed in a blue dress.

"Hey, Buffy," she said. "Who are you talk -- Oh, my God! It's the Lady in Red!"

"The Lady in Red?" asked Drusilla. "You don't mean Princess, Rose?"

"Oh, my God!" exclaimed present Rose. "You know my name!"

"Of course I know your name," said Drusilla. "You have lived with me for over a year. Why wouldn't I know your name?"

"Oh, right," said present Rose. "You know future me. You and me, though, haven't officially met before now."

"Future you?" asked Drusilla. "Come to think of it, I was kinda wondering why you bothered to put on clothes."

"It wasn't my idea," said present Rose. "Missy dressed me up like this while I was ****."

"Missy?" asked Drusilla.

"Yes," said Rose. "She's a Gallifreyan who was traveling with us."

"What's a Gallifreyan?" asked Drusilla.

"It's a member of an alien race that discovered the secret of time travel," said present Rose. "They usually look like humans except for the fact that they have two hearts."

At this point, Drusilla's face turned even more pale than usual, a feat that Buffy had never thought possible.

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Drusilla. "The two-hearted witch is already here. Where did she go, Rose? Where did she go?"

Just then the sound of an explosion emanated from outside. It seemed to be coming from a nearby church.

"Oh, no!" cried Drusilla. "Those two have failed!"

And with that, Drusilla hurriedly turned and ran toward the church, leaving a naked Buffy and a dressed present Rose to exchange puzzled looks.