Missy's "allies" wake up

Ten minutes earlier in present Clara's stolen TARDIS, the woman called Buffy Summers was reluctantly waking up with a massive headache brewing in her skull.

"Who knew that English tea could be so strong?" she asked. "No wonder Giles drinks so much of it."

"Ahem," said the man called Giles. "That wasn't exactly a typical cup of tea that Missy brewed for us. I have reason to suspect that she deliberately **** us."

"But why?" asked Buffy.

"To save her the trouble of tying us up, I reckon," said the boy Buffy knew as Xander. "Though I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky that she didn't decide to turn us all into rats."

"Well, whatever it was," said the woman named Willow. "I'm a bit embarrassed that I didn't catch on what she was doing. I should have known that there was something up with that woman when she deliberately set off the self-destruct mechanism on that thing she called a Dalek."

"Wait a minute," said Buffy. "Where are my clothes?"

"Don't look at me," said Xander. "Hey, wait, I'm still dressed. What gives?"

"That's the first question that comes to your mind?" asked Willow as she noted her own lack of clothing as well. "Apparently she took my clothes too. And Tara's. And Amy's. She spared you and Giles for some reason. I wonder why."

"Well, oddly enough, both Claras and Rose are all dressed," said a naked Tara. "I guess this was all Missy's idea of a practical joke."

"Forget cheddar," said a naked Amy. "If I ever see that Missy again, she's going to be eating Velveeta for the rest of her life."

"You really think you can turn her into a rat?" asked Tara. "After all, whatever she is, she's obviously not human."

"Well, maybe I can't but I'm certainly going to try," said Amy. "Nobody puts Amy in a corner!"

"Hey, look," said Xander. "The door to this er-- thing is open."

"Oh, no!" exclaimed Buffy. "You mean people outside can see me?"

"Relax, Buffster," said Xander. "There appears to be no one outside. However, the outside does seem kinda old-fashioned. And wait! Is that a church?"

"Perhaps you better go check it out, Xander," said Willow as she tried to cover her breasts with her inadequate hands.

"No," said Buffy, as she held her hands in the classic ENF position. "It's my job to check it out. After all, something might be lurking out there that I need to slay."

"Like what?" asked Xander.

Just then a figure in a red dress appeared at the door.

"Well, hello, Slayer," said the figure. "I figured that you and your friends would show up here sooner or later. But for some reason, I expected you to be fully dressed."