By Royal Appointment !

Debbi sat up naked in bed as Lawrence suckled her right nipple and Lesley nibbled her left. The trio were enjoying one of their periodic reviews of Debbi's latest activities.

"So, the phone rang and there was this incredibly posh voice. 'His Royal Highness requests your presence at a private dinner at the palace.' I was all flustered, I didn't know if it was even legal to refuse a member of the royal family !"

"I think you can" said Lesley deadpan.

"And I didn't know what to wear. Mr Posh said it was formal / casual. What the hell does that mean ?" The friends laughed.

"All I could do was get my best evening frock and wait to be picked up."

"Was it a limo ?"

"No, the royals aren't that tacky. It was a Bentley. But with tinted windows."

"I guess they wanted to avoid headlines like 'Bimbo WAG's secret palace tryst' ?" suggested Lawrence.

"I guess. Anyway, they took me right round to the back entrance. This butler guy greeted me, it may have been Mr Posh but they all sound the same. We went up to this fabulous room. All wood panels and old masters, with leather armchairs and a small immaculately set dining table. It was obviously the private wing."

"No Duke yet ?" asked Lesley.

"No. Then Mr Posh says 'I'll take your things'. I was confused 'cos I hadn't worn a coat. So he says 'on intimate occasions like these, His Royal Highness prefers his lady guests to dine nude' !"

"I bet he does ! The old pervert" laughed Lawrence.

"Yeah, well, Harry had warned me he was a randy git."

"So what did you do ?" Lesley laughed.

"Well, I was out of my comfort zone. I was stuck inside the palace with high walls and security, I couldn't really just run out. And my class consciousness kicked in, inherited from my mum and dad. All the old deference and being in awe of the status of these people."

"So you took your clothes off ?" said Lawrence.

"Well, it seemed to be expected. But then after I'd handed them to Mr Posh, he said he'd hang them up for me and disappeared with them ! So I was left on my own standing in the nude in the middle of the palace somewhere."