Escape From The Palace !

"So then the Duke came in ?" asked Lawrence.

"Yeah, and he had this sheikh geezer with him. Said they were finalising the export deal and the sheikh had specifically wanted me there at dinner so he could apologise for the fuss in Abu-Dhabi. And I said, no it's me that should apologise, blah, blah, blah"

"And all the while you were stood there in the nude ?" laughed Lesley.

"Yeah, they seemed to like that. The sheikh didn't drink but a flunky brought sherry for me and the Duke. I had to say how much I'd loved Abu -Dhabi and the people and so on and he said how sorry he was about the misunderstanding. He offered to give me a horse but I said I had nowhere to put it !"

"But they wanted to sleep with you ?" Lawrence probed.

"It was kind of hinted at" Debbi admitted. "So all through dinner and their polite chatter, I had to sit there with nothing on as the waiters served the food."

"Was it lush ?" Lesley wanted to know.

"It was but I was so nervous, I had to wait and watch the Duke to know which knife to use and all that. And all the time, I was trying to think how to get out of having them shag me !"

"You didn't fancy them ?"

"Not old blokes like that"

"But the Duke's only about 45 ?"

"That's what I mean !" said Debbi. The friends laughed.

"And so ?" said Lawrence with a raised eyebrow.

"And so I waited until after coffee when the Duke offered me a brandy. Then I whispered to him that I was so sorry but where was the loo, I was feeling quite ill. He got the flunky to take me and I locked myself in and made all sorts of retching noises !" More laughter.

"The flunky comes back saying the young lady is not feeling herself and I followed all apologetic, saying it must have been the oysters and an allergy to seafood. Anyway, we all decided it was best if I got dressed and went home."

"Were they disappointed ?"

"Presumably but I think I got away with it. I read that the trade deal was still signed and a courier turned up with these." Debbi reached for a box containing an exquisite set of pearls. "I expect they're paste" she said. "Don't think so" said Lesley. "So what's next on your agenda ?" Lawrence wondered. "The audition for the part in the soap" Debbi answered. "Which one ?" asked Lawrence. "Down On The Farm" replied Debbi. "Talking of going down..." said Lesley, as she dived beneath the sheets. "Ooh !" said Debbi.