Mess With Angela

"What was that sir?" A server rushes over. She winces as hot coffee sloshes on her DD cup tits.

"Hm? Oh nothing. New on the job?" I ask gesturing to the small coffee burn mark on her left tit. She looks down, blushes, and hurries away.

What do to, what to do, what do do... I chew the end of my pencil. The options are endless, but I'm not feeling that horny right now so I erase the topless rule. Suddenly the coffee shop is as it was when I walked in normal people fully clothes. "A shame about the eye candy but I gotta think!" I mutter, "I'd go back to my apartment but Angela is in and I don't want to talk to her. Honestly, fuck Angela! Wait, that an excellent idea fuck with Angela!" A large grin appears on my face while I reflected on my time with Angela.

Angela Chang was a grade A bitch. At 5'3" with a typical Asian build of small tits (B cup) and a nice ass she kept herself in good shape. Unfortunately, she made me uncomfortable to live in my own apartment that I shared with her. Honestly, I don't even know why I signed the lease with her, but we were 2 months in a year lease and this was the get out of jail free card I was looking for.

I start a new page and write Global Rules

Old Rule: Asian men have a max penis size of 5 inches. This means that Asian women have shallow vaginal canals so that they can be pleased by Asian men.

New Rule: Asian women in the 18-28 range have started experiencing FOMO on a new trend called "Colonizing." Colonizing is when an Asian women is stretched by an non-Asian dick greater than 8 inches. Once "colonized" an Asian women's pussy will never return to its original size and she will never be filled nor fully satisfied by an Asian man's penis. Its considered a more pure colonization if the dick belongs to a white man.

"Hmm I just need to do one more thing to get this show on the road." I thought. I glanced at my normal sized bulge. "I'm all for dick positivity, but this just isn't the time for that right now"

I begrudgingly wrote down two more rules:

Old Rule: White men have a dick size in the range of 6 inches - 12 inches

New Rule: The owner of this notebook has a thick 10.5 inch dick. He can control how erect it is and when he cums.

As soon as I put the pencil down I felt my pants grow a little tighter. I won't lie, going from a bit above average to huge felt preeety goood. Now to test this thing on someone.

I spotted a cute 5'6" blond in the coffee line with pert C cup tits. She was wearing a crop top that showed off a toned belly and a mini skirt. I walked over to her. I put on my best corporate shill impression and said,"excuse me M'am, I am from the Big Corp. and we are doing a survey on coffee habits. If you answer a few questions you'll be entered into a drawing for $100."

The girl laughed awkwardly. "Sorry, I just turned 18 yesterday so I don't view myself as a *M'am*, but sure! I'll answer some questions."

"Great." I say, "I need your first and last name, age, and coffee you usually buy"

"My name is Jessie Langer, I'm 18, and I like straight black coffee."

"Thank you for your time Ms. Langer" I say as I walk back to my table I open up my notebook to a new page and title it Vicinity of Rule Book Owner. The rules on this page only apply to those within my vicinity--I wouldn't want there to be any unintended consequences and cleaning up my own messes is so tedious.

Old Rule: Jessie Langer is a massive size queen. She loves big cocks, and will do whatever you say if you can prove to her that you have a cock bigger than 9.5 inches.

Jessie just got her coffee and I waved her over. "Please sit down Ms. Langer I have some good news for you." Jessie obliges and and sits down. While she sits down, I will my cock to full mast. The head actually pokes out of my shorts! "Whats the good news?" She asks. "You've won the hundred dollars! Just sign righ--oh my. I have seem to have dropped the form. Would you mind looking under the table for me?" "Sure thing!" She says.

As soon as she goes under the table I hear Jessie give a stifled gasp. She sits back up, her eyes as large as dinner plates. "Y-you" she begins in a trembling voice. "Hush." I say quietly but forcefully. "I imagine that you have some way to determine the size." She just nods, eyes still wide. "Well then make it quick. " I say. Jessie dissapears under the table for a few minutes and comes back up to her seat. Her eyes had returned to normal but she was a tad paler than usual. "Well," I say smugly "what did you find out." "You're ten and a half inches," she says her voice wavering a bit "and the thickest fucking dick I have ever seen!"

"Are you okay?" I ask genuinely concerned.

"Yeah, I'm a little terrified of the size but a lot turned on. That is the biggest cock I have ever seen" She squeaked. "Just look at my panties."

She spread her legs and I ducked under the table. Sure enough she was so wet that there were strings of goo between her legs.

"Okay, meet me in the men's bathroom in 2 minutes, but first take off your panties and stuff them in your mouth. They aren't doing you any good down there." I say.

To my amazement (thank you rule book!). This bombshell blond does as I ask. She stuffs her dripping panties in her mouth and starts walking to the men's bathroom, her face blushing harder with every step. I follow her in.

"Bend over the sink." I tell her.

She bends over the sink and I can see her glistening snatch.

"Take your panties out of your mouth and beg for my cock."

"Oh pleeease sir! I need your big thick cock. I'm just a useless slut with a needy hole that needs to be filled. Please fill me all the way up with your big thick cock."

"Hng. Put the panties back in your mouth. Something tells me that you'll need it." I grunted. I freed my massive member and, without any warning, rammed it into Jessie's cunt as far as I could go. Jessie squealed and jerked. Thankfully, the squeals were muffled by the panties in her mouth. I bottomed out abound a half fist from the bottom of my shaft and I saw blood trickling from the sides of her pussy. "Whoops," I thought. "Might've caused some damage." I began going in and out a good pace. Jessie squealed each time I bottomed out. After a few minutes she tensed up and moaned. I slid my cock out of her, flipped her around, and came on her face. She didn't react since she was basking in the post orgasm glow. I let my cock start to go soft and I smacked her with it a couple times until she came to.

"C'mon Jessie. Get yourself cleaned up." I coaxed her.

"Yes sir she mumbled."

I put my cock away and headed for the door. "Oh, one other thing. When you masturbate and think of me and my cock you will have a powerful orgasm within about 45 seconds." I said.

"There, that out to make she that she never forgets this encounter." I thought, mirthlessly.

As I headed out of the coffee shop I thought to myself that I am finally ready to have some fun with Angela