Play it off...

You stand there with your jerkin in tatters... "M..my lady" Sir Roland says, his eyes glued to the ground... "Yes...?" You ask him in a tantilozing voice... "Your... Your clothes my lady... They've... Come undone..." You look down at the skin you're revealing. "Yes... It seems they have..." You say playfully. Roland's eyes remain glued to the floor as he considers what to do... "Would... You like me to fetch you something to wear?" He asks nervously... You ponder how far to take this....