A min-maxing world conqueror

You play games to win. You read rules to find the loopholes. The only reason you didn't already take over the real world is that it takes too long. Yeah... let's pretend that's why. You're what DnD gamers call a Munchkin. You're the ultimate tryhard. You report bugs, but use them to the limit until they're fixed, and real life doesn't consider anything a 'bug'.

Life has 'finally' given you an edge, by sheer dumb luck. You're going to exploit that until nothing can stand in your way. What could go wrong?