How about Mawsie?

"Yes a name, the deadly creature hounding us needs a name, that totally makes sense." Link ranted after seeing his new friend cavalier attitude about adopting a FUCKING DEATHMAW!

" Maybe Daysie, I had a dog named like that and she was the best." John offered still scratching the stalker throat, the animal didn't seem to care much about the name tho.

"More like Mawsie if you ask me, I don't like the way she looks at me. It's like she's trying to decide if I'd taste better raw or cooked." Said Link while a shiver made it's way down his spine. Right when Link spoke the nickname their guest made some strange cooing sounds so John got down on one knee and repeated it.

" You like that name girl? Mawsie?"Questioned the young incubus getting more cooing out of the deathmaw. " Well it's settled then, Mawsie it is." Said John with a little laugh at the sour expression on his elfin friend face.

"I must be cursed, I swear I always attract the crazies." Link said with a defeated look.

"You could always see it the other way, at least your life is never dull right?" Joked the prince getting up and ready to resume their travel. The young elf had to smile a little at that.

"I guess this is the only good way to see it. You're still the one in charge of feeding that ... Mawsie ... god, I really am cursed." The elfin Mage said before taking off in the forest direction.

" Don't listen to him, girl. He's just still upset about the whole 'almost being your dinner' thingy." Explained John giving Mawsie heavy slap on the side of her neck before following Link toward the forest limit.

------------------------same time Demon hunters headquarter--------------

"Chairman Trek, you asked to see me." Said a black-haired beauty standing at attention in front of the chairman desk.

'That girl will be the **** of me, sneaking on me like that and what a fucking tease.' Though Trek devouring the raven beauty standing before him. Habnor Trek never was one to be subtle and ogling the captain was just what she deserved for dressing like that.

Asagi Saul was not a prude or easily disturbed but that old pervert was on another level, he never even tried to hide his lust or the fact that he despises any woman in a power position. He may be the chairman of the main demons hunter guild body but to Asagi, he's just another fat fuck who can't handle his own dick let alone the responsibility of commanding the largest demons hunter guild in the kingdom.

There are only two things going for him, Asagi has to admit the old pervert is a decent strategist, not good but not bad either. The second thing going for him is Cassandra Pentaghast, officially she is the chairman second in command and personal aid but everybody knows she's there on behalf of the church and that Trek cannot do anything without her approval. Asagi also suspects her to be reporting directly to the king.

Commander Pantaghast, now that is someone Asagi can respect and look up too. Though as a nail and a natural ability toward leadership, she's also one of the few people capable of holding her own against king Dante in a spar.

Asagi's eyes returned to the chairman only to find him still ogling her 'I can't believe it, that pig is actually drooling' thought Asagi fighting not to puke at the sight.

"Continue to look at her like that and I will carve out your eyes with your own fingernails, chairman." Said the experienced commander with disgust.

"Continue to make threats like that and will throw you in the hole and watch you drink your own piss, church whore." Retorted the overweight man with a smirk, a smirk he lost when he found a blade digging into his balls and the face of a very angry commander face inches from his.

"I do not make threats, only promises and you'd do well to remember that I have the church AND our King blessing to make those promises." Growled the warrior putting more pressure on the blade to make her point.

"FINE ... ARRGH ... YOU MADE YOUR POINT NOW LET ME GO YOU CRAZY BI ... AAAHHRG ... COMMANDER ... I MEANT COMMANDER" Howled the chairman feeling the dagger pierce his skin before letting a huff of relief when the pressure finally disappeared.

"Good, now go and get yourself looked at, wouldn't want any permanent damage now would we?" Said the woman commander before hauling him up and push him toward the door.

Asagi tried but ultimately failed to keep herself from laughing at the pervert misfortune. She could not understand how that guy had reached such a high position in the guild and decided that it was probably her only chance to ask.

" How an idiot like could be put in any kind of leadership position?" Asked the captain when the commander returned to sit at the desk.

" Politic plain and simple, he probably answers to a noble who gave money to the guild and demanded a position for Trek. Then well, more money and a better position and so on until we are left with an incompetent fool leading the capital chapter of the DHG. Quite sad really, but the council is comfortable since there are very few demons left, so they don't fear incompetence as much as they should." Explained Pantaghast while carefully cleaning the chair before sitting down.

Since the commander was feeling talkative Asagi decided to push her luck with another question.

"I didn't know you had the benediction of the King to be here commander, I thought it was the church that was behind your position." Probed the young captain hoping she didn't cross the line.

Commander Pentaghast had to fight not to smile at Asagi's question, she had high hope for the captain and although those kinds of questions could be dangerous to ask it is an art to ask the right question to the right person and at the right time. The question was in appearance innocent enough, they just had a bonding moment over the old fart behavior and technically it was Cassandra who had alluded to her connection to the king opening herself for the question. Yes, she indeed had high hope for this one. But first, she needed answers of her own.