What happens next?

A dream to some, a nightmare to Buffy

"What seedy club?" asked Buffy.

"That's what I'd like to know," said Willow.

"You know," said Joyce. "The one at the edge of town where you danced for Xander and a whole lot of people. Apparently you have a lot more experience being naked in front of people than I figured."

"That was just a dream," said Buffy. "And anyway, how did you find out about that?"

"So it did happen," said Willow.

"No, it didn't," said Buffy. "Haven't you ever had dreams about stuff that wasn't true?"

"Yes, Buffy," said Willow. "But you seem to have a lot of dreams about stuff that turns out to be true. And what were you doing dreaming about Xander in the first place?"

"I wasn't dreaming about Xander," said Buffy. "He just happened to show up in my dream."

"I suppose the next thing you'll tell me is that the only reason you were in that club in the dream was because you were under a spell," said Willow.

"Well, actually..." said Buffy. "Er, can't we please talk about something else?"

"Certainly, Buffy," said Joyce. "We'll talk about something else."

"Thank God," said Buffy.

"Let's talk about why your nipples are so hard right now, Buffy," asked Joyce. "Because that's an odd reaction to see in a woman who talks so much about hating to be naked in front of people."