No, you make it to the party

You drive and park at what looks to be a huge and expensive house. There are several cars parked, and you hear the music blasting from the house.

A drunk, thin, early 20’s man with blonde hair comes stumbling out the front door. “He’s here! The stripper is here!” you hear him shout as he drags you inside, the living room hopping with six intoxicated young men eyeing you up and down.

The man who **** you into the house eggs you to get started. “You get bonus points for getting the groom into this. He’s straight and marrying a woman tomorrow...”