Tight t-shirt, tight shorts

As you rummage through your stuff, you realize that in order to get future gigs, you're going to have to play the part. Besides, could it really be worse than that hotel room you were just in?

You find a t-shirt that predates your working out days, a small, so that's going to work just fine. You find some older shorts that only fit down a few inches off your ass, so that works too. Fully dressed, you realize that you can't get caught leaving the house, or else your siblings might find out what's going on. You ease open the door, and slide down the hallway toward the front door and your car.