Seems like time to go.

“Well this has been fun but I should probably just go home.” You say and write “No.” in the box. The box wiggles for a second then is still. “Is something alive in here?” You ask opening it up. Like the stuff you got last time there are a bunch of items fit for a stripper or that must have come from a sex shop. The first that seems to call to you is another anal toy, you decide. It is a crystal clear butt plug that is 8” long and maybe 2” diameter at its widest point, narrowing to half that before widening again at the base. You simply can’t resist it and even weirder you feel like you just have to put it in right now. You strip all your clothes off as fast as you can, hop up on the coffee table on your side, and push it in till your ass closes nicely around the stem. Lying on the table you look in the box and see a pair of lit up wireless headphones, like for a video game system, they have rainbow colored lit up cat ears on top, soft purple pads for your ears, and dancing lights that play around the caps that cover your ears. The strangest thing is they are on and someone seems to be yelling at you to pay attention. As you slip them over your ears and adjust the microphone your chest and upper arms burn for a few seconds and you look at them and see you now have a winged rose on your chest and roses with thorny vines on your arms and shoulders. “Give me a second, I said I wasn’t ready.” You say into the microphone.

“Why do you ready up if you aren’t ready?” A young sounding male voice demands.

“I dunno, habit.” You reply grabbing your controller and rolling onto your stomach on the table with your legs bent at the knees so they are basically pointed into the air crossed at the ankles. You stare at the tv screen and are pulled into the action as you race around the map chaotically scouring every building for guns. “R-99 and a longbow noice”, you say and roll the sucker around in your mouth, ‘cherry, huh,’

“Only assholes say noice.” A different , most likely middle aged male voice comments.

“Hey I’m not an asshole.” You protest. Your tongue stud clacking against the sucker.

“Besides, the longbow sucks.” He adds.

“You sure. Wait which one of us has over a hundred wins... oh ya ... that’s right... me, ya I forgot.”

“What a bitch.” The younger voice says laughing.

As you run around gunning down cartoon like bad guys and avoiding their return fire you can’t help but notice your skin seems darker, more tanned maybe? You deftly avoid getting shot and the game pulls you back in. “Nice kill.” You say as you watch a robot named pathfinder blast someone with a bright red energy shotgun. The three of you steamroll your way to victory and a nice round of hell ya’s follow.

“That’s game for me, my mom needs me.” The younger voice says causing the older to laugh.

“Ya me too, the Angie is giving me the “Enough already.” Look. Sorry Space Kitten good luck with the dreaded random party.”

“Bah, I guess I should go get a slice. Later dudes.” You say and toss the headset onto a cool blue couch you have never seen before, yet clearly remember buying. You walk into the bathroom of your tiny two room apartment and your ass finally decides its time for that plug to come out. With a grin you yank it out and toss it in the shiny white sink. Plopping down on the toilet you poop out a little stream of pellets and let out a sigh as you relax and piss.

“Wait! Why am I sitting down?” You say having a little panic attack.