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“Hi, how are you liking the new body? I see, well if you want, this can be your new life. All you have to do is sign this letter at the bottom on the line your new name and the swap becomes permanent. If you sign Caitlyn Ann Taggert all of her memories will become available to you so you can live her life more easily. If you sign any other name, you will become that new person. You will start from scratch at this point. A background will be created for you that introduces you to the world as a new arrival in New York City. The box will then fill with enough money and documents for you to have an easy transition into your new life. You can on the back side of the letter add any requests for your new identity and if possible they will be included. You will then be given implanted memories to coincide with your life to allow for ease of entry so you have the answers to commonly asked questions.

However, if you are not satisfied with your new self, instead write “No” the box will then fill with several new items as before. Choose and use one and your soul will be transferred into a new body. You are being offered this chance of a second body because we noticed your agent used her influence to send you to your current body. Had she played the scene out you would have gone somewhere else. This was an error on her part. Thank you and good luck.”

There is then a line with an X for you to sign. You then notice a golden pen on the box you didn’t see a second ago.