I rush behind a nearby dumpster as I hear voices approaching. They sound like two women.
"God, I hate this job," one says. "Nothing ever exciting happens here."
They open the dumpster and begin throwing in trash bags.
"What do you expect?" The other asks. "We're dishwashers at a damn restaurant. Of course it's boring!"
"Not even any cute guys," the first laments.
A beer bottle falls from the bag and rolls next to me. One of he girls rushes to grab it, but stops as she sees me.
"Well, hello cute guy!"
The first comes around and ogles my behind. "Check out that ass! Why would someone show that off out here?"
"Who cares?" The other asks. "I'm enjoying every second of it!"
I cover myself with my hands and plead for mercy. "Wait, can't you girls get me some clothes? Maybe an apron from the restaurant or a tablecloth? I'm not picky!"
"Not happening," the first says. "I've been needing to see something like this all day!"
To my relief, I hear Ming Zhao's voice in my ear. "Hey, Ahab! The recharge is complete! I'm teleporting you back to my location now!"
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