Beer+Scared people+Stupid boys=Total sucess and then some!

(Dexter’s home)

our attention now turns to a quaint home in a suburban setting.

“Da ta ta ta~!” Dexter’s mom setting out a tuneless song as she washed the dishes in her home. Completely unaware of the cartoon overlord’s actions.

“MOM~!” A young girl’s voice sang out playfully from the living room.

“Yes dear?” Dexter’s mom called back out as she continued to wash the dishes.

“When’s dinner going to be ready?” asked a 18 year old blonde girl whose hair was puffed up into two gravity defying teardrop pigtails as she walked into the kitchen dressed in a pink ballerina outfit.

This was DeeDee Dexter’s older and rather annoying sister. She stood shorter than her mother at a height of 5 foot 5 and had a hourglass body. Like her mother she had big hips, no where near as big as her mind you, but larger than normal sized hips. Her ass was also smaller than her moms as well being only, average sized bubble butt. Her breast's were about a Low c cup as well.

“In a little Hon!” Dexter’s mom informed her daughter as she finished cleaning the dishes.

“Okay! Oh, and have you seen Dexter?” DeeDee asked curious as to why she hadn’t seen her brother all day.

“He’s on a little fishing trip with your dad. They should be back soon.” Dexter’s mom told DeeDee as she turned to face her daughter before freezing at the sight of something rather odd sticking out from her daughter’s neck.

“Dee Dee! What is this! Have you been picking dandelions again!” Dexter’s mom scolded her daughter as her germ phobia began to show. As she plucked what she thought was a flower, in reality it was a tranquilizer dart with a yellow tuft instead of the usual pink.

“What you talking about mom? Wait, you have ooonnnne toooooo.” DeeDee commented sluggishly as she spotted a dart sticking out of her mother’s neck, before she passed out from the dart and collapsed to the floor.

“DeeDeeeeee!” Dexter’s mom groaned out in surprise before she too passed out from her own tranquilizer dart and promptly collapsed to the floor next to her daughter.

As mother and daughter laid passed out on the kitchen floor from their ****-induced sleep. Three little green creatures began to make their way in through the open window.

“Dat waz eazy.” Commented one of the goblins as they began to pick up Dexter’s mom.

“Yah, waitz wat abotz diz one?” Asked a goblin as he pointed to Dee Dee.

“Bozz said only grab the orang hair humie.” The lead goblin reminded the two other requirements of their mission.

“Tru. Bozz wanted dis one, but he didn’t zay notin bout grabbin another humie. He might giv us som extra Grog for ‘er.” A goblin mentioned as he began to think of what their overlord might reward them with by taking another human.

“Hmm… Juzt in caze take ‘er too.” Ordered the lead goblin with a greedy smile.

With that out of the way the goblin minions began their destruction of the once pristine kitchen, before grabbing the two captives and dragging them off to the nearby open portal. However, they do not forget the most important as they leave the Gothic stylized capital M on the floor of the destroyed kitchen.

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(Dungeon)

(Throne room)

“They’ve been gone for a while now… Hopefully did not go wrong. Also, blackfire hasn’t returned from exploring the dungeon either now that I think about it. I wonder what she’s up to?” You think to yourself as it has been a good deal of time since you set your minions off into the portal. A part of you worries that they may have failed, they are rather inexperienced minions. While this happens apart of your mind drifts off and a concern about your newest henchman. Blackfire hasn’t returned from her exploration of the dungeon and raises a concern of what she could be doing at this moment.

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(Dungeon)

(the southern halls)

“Ugh this place is so boring!” Blackfire Mutters as she floats through the halls of the dungeon.

She had explored the already built sections of the dungeon and had found them quite boring. The only places of interest that she actually liked were currently under construction.

“Sigh… Is there nothing to do in this place.” Black fire mutters bitterly. However, she soon stops as she smells strong aroma of herbs and immediately recognizes it.

“*Sniff* is that *sniff* can’t be. Can it?” Blackfire mutters as she begins to fly closers of the strong smell of herbs. It’s here that she finds a set of large oak doors with large wreath’s of herbs and can hear the sound of steam and metal churning behind it.

Quickly opening the door she finds exactly what she hoped the smell was!

“Oh, By X’hal! Finally Booze! It’s been forever since I had a decent drink!” Black fire shouts as she picks up one of the nearby kegs and takes a sip from the tap. By the end of today, Blackfire would not be bored, let alone sober.

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(Dungeon)

(throne room)

However, before you could ponder this more the portal begins a flareup as two goblins walk in carrying Dexter’s mom above their heads like a canoe.

“Wait where’s the third?” You think to yourself and before you could even ask the two goblins where the compatriot is. You see the portal flareup again as the third goblin walks in dragging behind him- wait what.

Your mind stalls as you see that the third, the lead goblin has dragged Dexter’s **** older sister through the portal with him and sets her down next to her mother as the portal shuts behind him and the water returns to the pool.

This is a problem. You are planning to only kidnap Dexter’s mother who you can manipulate privately. However. with the addition of her daughter it makes things significantly more complicated.

"Or does it?" You think to yourself as the gears in your head begin turning evilly.

Dexter’s mom and DeeDee. Mandark would definitely kidnapped Deedee without a doubt, him **** Dexter’s mother on the other hand would be unbelievable. However, both mother and daughter? Yes, that definitely seems within Mandark’s character as he would kidnap Deedee to be his “Queen” and then kidnap Dexter’s mother just to piss him off.

However, before you can ponder this more it seems your two guests are beginning to awaken.

Dexter’s mom is the first to awaken as she begins to sit up and rubs her head in confusion.

“_ooh, _what happened?” Dexter’s mom asked groggily as you send the goblins out of the room, but not without telling them that they can have access to some extra **** and gobblers for their hard work. You then quickly turn your attention to Dexter’s mom as she begins to slowly begins to regain her bearings.

“I do apologize for any discomfort you may feel.” You apologize to Dexter’s mom. This quickly catches her attention as she begins to blink blearily before looking up towards you and freezing.

“Wh- Who are you!” She stutters out as she takes in your appearance.

“I am-“ “filthy!” Dexter’s mom gets off your introduction as she quickly stands up and begins to go over your entire armored form.

“This is just a mess! Have ever even the cleaned in this outfit!” Dexter’s mom admonishes you as she begins to fuss all over the cleanliness of your armor.

Not really knowing how to react to this as you were expecting her to be afraid of you. You decide to ask a question.

“You’re more concerned with the cleanliness of my armor than you are being hit with a tranquilizer dart and being dragged into my dungeon?” You ask unbelievably as she stops for a second and begins to look around the room. To which her right eye begins to twitch a little at the sight of it and proceeds to ignore you questioning.

“I’m more concerned with the state in which your living! This place is a pigsty! Look there’s a thin layer of dust throughout its entire room! And then there’s DeeDee- DeeDee stop laying down on this floor it’s disgusting!” Dexter’s mom shouts starling her daughter who was already in the process of waking up.

“Wha- Who- Mom!” DeeDee shouts now awake from her mother’s critical analysis of the cleanliness my dungeon.

“And then there’s-“ “Yeah she’s been like this for the last five minutes. Explain please?” You ask DeeDee as Dexter’s mom continues to rant about the lack of cleanliness throughout the dungeon. Deedee rubs her head for a second before standing up and walking over.

“I don’t know mom’s just always been like this. If, there’s a speck of dust or dirt in the house she knows about it. Annnnyyyyy waaayyy where are we?” Deedee explains as she asks about where exactly she and her mother have ended up.

“Well currently are in my dungeon. I kidnapped the two of you to show you the sheer destruction that your brother Dexter causes on a daily basis.” You inform the blonde. To which she just brushes off surprisingly.

“Oh, you mean the stuff the Dexter does in his lab all the time?” Deedee comments in understanding.

“Yeah that. So how long as she can to keep ranting like this.” You inquire as you point towards the still ranting mother. To which the pigtailed blonde could only respond with a raised hand.

“She'll stop in about three… Two… One…” Dede counts off one by one with her fingers.

“-the floor is just awful!” Dexter’s mom’s finishes her OCD rant about how unclean your dungeon is before turning towards you two.

“Are you done?” You ask arms crossed.

“Done! I’m not even close to being done with this place! And- “Lord Almighty this is going to take a while. You wonder if Dexter’s discovered that his mother and sister are gone by now.

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(Dexter’s home)

(Dexter’s kitchen)

Speaking of the boy genius he was in the process of trying to figure out who destroyed the kitchen and kidnapped his mother and annoying older sister.

“Thankfully I knocked out father and erased his memory of seeing this otherwise he would have freaked out.” Dexter muttered as he ordered his robots from his lab to begin repairs to the kitchen.

As he was shifting through the debris of the kitchen he noticed something sticking out. Ordering his robots to clear the debris. He discovered the Gothic styled capital M in his mind immediately due to the one person that would both destroy his home and kidnap his sister.

“MANDARK! That fool! why am I not surprised he would do something like this. To think his obsession with my sister would lead to this. I cannot even begin to imagine what he is doing to her at this moment. However, I wonder why did he take mother? Bah! I can worry about it later once they safe right now I need to go and throttle that arrogant fool.” Dexter commented as he picked up the Gothic styled M and made his way back up to his room to where his laboratory hid. He would need to prepare before he charged in to save his family.

All the while unaware that he has been manipulated my outside forces who at this current moment were getting really, really tired with being lectured about cleanliness from his OCD mother.

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(The dungeon)

(throne room)

As we return our attention back towards the dungeon, we discover that Dexter’s mom has finally stopped lecturing you about the cleanliness in which you keep your dungeon.

“Sigh… Are you ready to listen to what I have to say now?” You muttered as you pinched the bridge of your nonexistent nose. DeeDee at this point has fallen asleep and is hanging onto you to stay standing up.

“Yes. If, only you promise to clean this place.” Dexter’s mom informs you as you file it away for later.

“Considering you two are going to be staying here, I’m going to have to have to live with you.” You mutter as that statement catches the attention of Dexter’s mom.

“What you mean that we’re going to be staying here?” She asks curious as to what you mean.

“Sigh… What I mean is that you’re staying here while I show you what your son has been doing behind your back.” You inform the mother of two as she begins to walk over to where you stand. Which was right next to the pool by the way.

“Oh, please what could my sweet innocent son could have possibly d-“She immediately begins to shut up as you point towards the pool which now shows the many different accidents, incidences, and adventures in which Dexter has been involved in.

“Whaaa- “Dexter’s mom voice begins the trail off as she bears witness to the many adventures that her son has been responsible for.

“Your son has been hiding some rather interesting information from you. As you can plainly see he has been secretly experimenting with highly dangerous and volatile substances, as well as causing mass amounts of property damage to the entire world. Not to mention destroying entire national monuments in the process.” You explain as you show the boy genius destroying many different buildings places experimenting with highly dangerous substances, radioactive or otherwise.

“I- I- I- I-“ It appears you may have broken her mind as Dexter’s mom stops functioning as she witness the damages that her son has caused intentional or otherwise.

“Moving on your daughter knew about this whole deal and never told you.” You mention as DeeDee begins to drool on to your armor.

“I- Wha- DEEDEE!” Dexter’s mom shouts starling her daughter awake.

“*Snort*who, what, I’m awake, I’m awake!” DeeDee sputters awake and stops drooling on your armor.

“DEEDEE YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS!” Dexter’s mom continues to shout at her daughter looks confused about this.

“Knew about what?” DeeDee asks confused as to what her mother implies.

“THIS! These things that Dexter has been doing!” Dexter’s mom shouts as he points to the pool and the many different images of Dexter’s adventures swirling by.

“Huh. Well yeah and so did you and dad, well, until you had your memories wiped by Dexter.” Deedee mentions numbly as she’s more interested in the many different images of her adventures with her brother.

“HE DID WHAT!” Dexter’s mom screams as she puts her hands to her head. Ok, well this is getting out of hand fast.

“Well it seems like the two of you have a lot to talk about. I’ll have some of the goblins show you where your rooms are.” You cut in as you mentally summoned two goblins to bring them to their new rooms.

“B- B- But, Dexter, Mind-“Dexter’s mom mutters out mind completely blown with this new information.

“Yes, I understand this is all shocking. If, you want to see what your son has been up to along with your husband. You will have a mirror in the room that will show you the entire selection of your sons adventures.” You inform her as one of the goblins begin to drag her away to her new room. You quickly turn your attention to DeeDee who has begun to follow the other goblin to her own room as well.

Still throughout this entire event you had not seen a hide or hair of Blackfire. You Can’t help, but wonder where she is?

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(Dungeon)

(the brewery)

“Diss Stuff Is Awsumme!” A very drunk blackfire slurs out as she rests on top a mountain of empty beer kegs.

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(Dungeon)

(throne room)

Oh, well im sure she’ll pop up sooner or later. In the mean time I should grab the other mother, Oceanbird.

Summoning two goblins you reopen the portal and conjure forth a Large stylized D.

“Alright you two you need to kidnap this woman-” You summoned an image of Mandarks mother Oceanbird. “-and bring her back here unharmed and undamaged. Got it?” You question your two minions if they understand the parameters of the mission.

“Got it bozz!” One of the two goblins gives a thumbs up an understanding.

“Good. Now head out.” You order your two minions through the portal.

While this happens you can’t help think back to Dexter’s mom and Deedee, an wonder…