You set the board...

This world is already rife with stupidity and massive egos.

All I need to do is simply set the board and watch them fight each other.

“Perhaps we don’t need to do anything blackfire.”

“Oh really?” Black fire questions with single raised brow.

“Yes. Take a good look between Dexter and his archrival Mandark, the two of them have massive egos that can be easily twisted.” You explain as you pull up images of the two so-called geniuses duking it out for the simplest of things, before you continue.

“They are foolish and full of arrogance. All we need to do is simply take a few things and watch the two of them destroy each other and simply come in to clean up the mess.” You elaborate further as you soon pull up images of two women.

One was a light skinned, short orange haired woman with a bottom heavy hourglass shaped body that stood at a height of 5 foot 8. She had very wide motherly hips with a gigantic heart shaped ass and possessed DD cup breasts. She appeared to be in her early 30’s as she wore a pair of yellow rubber gloves, a pale green blouse-shirt with a wide collar, white apron, dark green pants and pumps.

The other was a pale skinned, long swirly salmon colored shiny haired woman with an hourglass shape body that stood at height of 5 foot 7. She had small hips with a large bubble butt and possessed C cup breasts. She a looked to be in her late 20’s and wore circular John Lennon style glasses, white star earrings, was barefoot, and had a long blue floral dress.

“Who are these Glempork’s?” Blackfire bit out rudely at the sight of the two women.

“The orange haired one is the mother of Dexter, the one with the salmon colored hair is the mother of Mandark, Dexter’s archrival. We are going to kidnap one of them and the behind evidence to suggest that it was either Mandark or Dexter. Wait, for one of them to attack the other and kidnap the other mother to incite the other so-called genius into a full-scale war with the other.” You explain to Blackfire your plan of attack.

“Hmm… So just let the two of the do all the hard work while we watch them beat themselves stupid? I like it.” Blackfire grins at the plan.

“I thought you would. Anyway, I believe that we should begin with **** Dexter’s mom first. As it would seem like something Mandark would do to get at Dexter.”

With that your plan has been set into motion as you call up three goblin initiates equipped with blow darts. As your minions arrive you turned to face your Hench.

“Blackfire this part is perhaps the easiest. You do not necessarily need to be here for this and if you wish to get comfortable in your new room you or explore the dungeon further than you are free to do so now.” To this Blackfire shrugs her shoulders and floated off into another part of the dungeon to explore her new workplace further.

With her gone you turn your attention back to your goblins.

“All right you three I want you to go into this world and knock out and kidnap this woman.” You inform your minions as you bring up an image of Dexter’s mom.

“I want her returned to back to the dungeon unharmed and undamaged. Understand?”

“You gots it Bozz. We’ll get’cha the orang hair humie!” the lead goblin replies with a big grin toothy and a thumbs up.

“Good. Now once you’ve kidnapped the woman, I want you to leave this behind and wrecked the room in which the woman was in. Once done return here immediately.” You order your minions as you summoned into existence a rather Gothic looking stylized capital M.

“Got’cha Bozz!” The lead goblin says as it takes the stylized capital M from your hand.

“Excellent. Now go.” You command as you turn your attention back to the pool and command a portal to be opened.

Immediately the water within the pool began to rise and swirled into a horizontal vortex. Faster and faster the vortex began to spin, until a light began to shine through the center of the vortex as a door was opened up to the home dimension of Dexter’s lab.

Immediately the three goblins charge forward and disappeared into the vortex to begin their mission.

As they vanish, you can’t help but think to yourself….