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Chapter 100
by
zewesman
Unbeknownest to John and Idena, two derps were about to take them on a wild trip...
A Calm Before the Storm
“Well, that was quite the, uh, adventure I guess? I’m not quite sure how to describe what we just went through,” John admitted as he, Idena, Mimi, and Yatina made their way from the Teleportation Room to the castle’s kitchen.
“I’m just glad the crystal wasn’t destroyed. I swore it was when we got tossed into that portal,” Idena told her king.
“Silly Idena! Dardar fixed it when he derped us back here!” Mimi replied as she finished cranking the Pat in the Box, a cute giggle escaping her mouth as the hand flew around, granting pats to her and Yatina.
The two derps had tagged along with John and Idena while they went shopping after returning from the alternate universe. The two made disguises with the power of derp but still acted the same, which **** John or Idena to have to run interference when the two did something quite derpy. With plenty of groceries in both the arms of John and Idena, the four made their way back to John’s house.
“Ah, your majesty and Idena have returned? And what’s this? Mimi and Yatina are with you? I was wondering where those two went,” said Gali as she greeted the four when they neared the kitchen.
“Ah yeah, they snuck up on Idena and myself as we used the crystal. We’ll have to tell you the story later,” John informed Gali, who nodded as she listened to her king.
“I met Mimi!” declared Mimi.
“I met Yatina!” a proud Yatina said.
“Oh? How’d you manage to do that?” asked Gali, who decided to humor the girls. Mimi and Yatina took this chance to give their spin on the events that happened, with John and Idena very confused at how the two seemed to remember what happened but at the same time amused with some of the adventures the two had with their alternate selves.
“Let’s just drop this food off and head to bed. I am beat after all that. I just want to take a nice nap before we have the feast,” said John as he began to place his bags of food on the table. Two of the older elves that had originally came to the kingdom came over and began to go through the bags. One would organize the food while the other would take the most needed items to be prepped for the upcoming dinner. John watched as the elves busily went about and smiled, knowing that he was slowly building an actual community in his castle and the surrounding area. Just gotta deal with the Order somehow. Ideally we can just talk it out, but with Moira straight up attacking me at school I highly doubt that. And her dad seems to have a stick up his ass about people not doing what the Order demands of them. John’s mind wondered about his kingly duties as he and Idena, just as tired as he was, headed to his bedroom for some actual sleep. If he weren’t so tired, John would easily fuck Idena until she passed out, but he just didn’t have the energy for that right now. Later, he thought, I’ll reward her for all her hard work today. John smiled as he let Idena get in front of him and he watched the sway of her ass. One thing John would never get tired of was watching a girl’s ass swing left to right as she walked. It always seemed to hypnotize him and make him want to ravage the girl.
“Master? Are you ok? Can you hear me?” asked an increasingly worried Idena as she looked at her master.
“Uh sorry, I was distracted,” admitted John, not sure if Idena could tell what he was distracted by.
“It’s alright, master. You have a lot on your mind. I was just asking if maybe later we could be intimate? It has been a while since we’ve done anything,” said the harpy as her cheeks turned a bright red. John’s face stretched into a wide smile as he grabbed Idena’s face and brought it in for a passionate kiss.
“Of course, Idena. I was actually thinking that you deserve it after today. But it will be later, I’m far too tired to give you what you deserve,” he told her, which caused her to smile back at him.
“You are worth the wait, as long as it's today, tho!” demanded the harpy. John nodded as he wrapped his hand around her waist and continued to walk to his bedroom.
Meanwhile in guest quarters of the castle
“Are you sure about this?” asked Kornac as he stood over Aliressa and Sylva who were sitting in chairs at the desk.
“Yes. Surely you’ve sensed the magic that radiates from him? He is a powerful mage, and his companions are no pushovers themselves. They alone could wipe out a whole platoon by themselves! King John could probably take out whole companies or battalions on his own!” cried Sylva. Aliressa nodded in agreement.
“I do not doubt their power, it’s their intentions that worry me,” spoke Kornac, a firmness in his voice.
“I understand your worries, Kornac, but I’m sure there’s a way to keep him in line,” pondered Slyna.
“Well, he certainly keeps a select type of companion,” pointed out Kornac, who did his best to not show his secret approval of it.
“Ah yes, I noticed that as well,” admitted Sylva.
“It was hard not to notice,” pointed out Aliressa.
“Hmm. Perhaps that is our key to ensure our kingdom,” said Sylva as a plan began to form in her mind.
“If that is what is needed of me, I shall do it,” spoke Aliressa, well aware of her royal highness’ plan.
“You are a true patriot of the kingdom, Aliressa. Hopefully it does not come to that, but be ever vigilant of what may be needed,” remarked Sylva, proud of her Grand Enchanter’s willingness to do whatever was needed for the kingdom.
Meanwhile outside the castle
A small tornado bashed against a solid wall of earth, the winds slowly but surely sliced into the compact dirt, causing it to erode away in small pieces. The wall of earth shifted to surround the tornado, encasing it in an earthen tomb. Everything was silent for a few moments until the earthen tomb suddenly burst into pieces, forcing Mikuru to dodge the chunks she had formed earlier.
“Tch. Didn’t expect you to be able to break out of that, Miho,” admitted Mikuru, her breath heavy.
“Hah! I haven’t lost to our earthen tomb in years!” Miho happily announced as she formed two small tornadoes around her hands. “Let’s see how you like this: Gale **** Flurry!” yelled Miho as she blasted towards her twin sister with the help of a boost of wind. Mikuru formed a shield around her but was knocked back as Miho’s wind enhanced fists easily tore through the dirt. A swift kick to the gut sent Mikuru to the ground as Miho quickly moved on top of her, her wind encased fists perilously close to Mikuru’s face.
“I yield,” said Mikuru, who watched the winds dissipate as her sister moved off her and offered her hand to help Mikuru up, which she accepted.
“Those new moves of yours seem to be working out quite well,” said Mikuru, proud that her sister had grown stronger since they joined with John.
“Yeah. Looks like you’ll actually have to work on upgrading all those barriers and armors of yours,” teased Miho, a smile on her face. Mikuru returned the smile and hugged her sister.
“I’m glad we’ve joined with John. We are both becoming stronger,” Mikuru confessed to her sister.
“And we’ve become closer too, I think,” said Miho as she gave her sister a quick peck on the cheek, to which Mikuru grabbed her sister’s face and gave her a more passionate kiss.
“Let’s go back to our room and bond some more, shall we?” asked Mikuru as she groped her sister’s tight ass.
“Yay! Sex!” yelled Miho, which caused some of the elves in the area to make a quick glance at the two but then continue about their business.

Meanwhile, forces worked against our intrepid hero...
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Erotic spin off of the manwha: The Gamer.
When he turned 18, John Newman received a gift from Gaia the world spirit. Starting now his whole life would become a video game. Follow him as he discovers his new powers and use them for his own purposes. Unlike what happens in the original The Gamer has some other priorities and will develop his powers to have a lot of fun with the ladies around him.
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