About when we go to the toilet...

"You see the thing is, we don't actually go to a physical toilet at home, we just go wherever we feel like it."

"Ew! what the fuck!"

"I know right, still want to visit my crazy family?"

"But doesn't your house smell?"

"Yes it does."

"And does this not bother you?"

"To be honest it just feels normal to me. besides, it's nice not having to get up in the middle of a film, or a game, or something."

"If I were to go to your house, would I be allowed to use the toilet?"

"Are you seriously considering meeting my freakish parents?"

"Well, I'm sure there's more to them than their weirdness."

"Ok, well, they wouldn't allow it. They would ideally want you to fit in with them."

"Ok. I'll have a think about it. Goodnight, have a safe trip home"

"You too."

God what have I gotten myself into?