No Better Time Like the Present

"If we fuck here in the men's room, we won't be disturbed, and no one will complain," said James.

"Ohhh, that shounds sho fun!" said Jan.

"Good thing you are on 100% effective birth control, and neither one of us has any STDs," James added.

"I know, right?"

"And when you're drunk, you orgasm easily and often."

"How did shoo know?"

James got up and took Jan's hand. He led her to the men's room and whisked her, stumbling inside. They entered the large handicapped stall. Jan threw her arms around James and gave him a passionate, but very sloppy kiss. She then pulled back and went to slide her black dress off, but got tangled in it, so James helped her out until she was in her lacy black panties and matching bra. She wobbled a bit on her heels. "Sho, how do you wants to take muh?"