Saved by a bookbag again

Hyouka Fuwa grunted in pain as she once again found her head pressed floorwards by a heavy book bag.

"Ms. Fuwa, you aren't harassing our student council intern, are you?" Ayame asked in a serious tone of voice, her pink phone open in her jacket pocket.

"No, Ms. Kajou," Hyouka replied casually, as if not feeling any pain. "I was just asking Mr. Okuma about where babies come from. It is a question that has long plagued my mind, but I know that Mr. Okuma can finally answer it. If you would please permit us to speak without any further interruptions, then I will cease my bothering as soon as possible."

"Look, Hyouka, I'm afraid I can't tell you about where babies come from..." Tanukichi said nervously as Ayame removed her bookbag.

"That is correct," Ayame replied. "That's because we are already planning a presentation on the subject this tomorrow."

"Yeah..." Tanukichi agreed without thinking.

"Oh." Hyouka's eyes lit up for a moment, seeming to become truly alive for once. "Well then, I look forward to your presentation on the subject, Tanukichi. Please forgive me for my impatience."

"It's, uh, fine, Hyouka," Tanukichi replied. "I'll see you around, okay?"

"Yes. So long, Tanukichi." Hyouka gave him a short bow and left the classroom. Tanukichi would have followed behind her, but he found himself halted as Ayame gripped him by the collar, pulled him back into the classroom, shut the door, and pulled him into a violent kiss.

"Mmmmm~" Ayame moaned as her tongue explored his mouth. Unlike the other girls, she clearly knew what she as doing and absolutely dominated his mouth every second they kissed. He was practically just a little boy compared to her, and she was a woman who was showing him all the ropes. "Sllllp!" She slurped noisily as she her lips sucked on his tongue. By now, their spit was getting absolutely everywhere.

Finally, Tanukichi had enough and pushed the girl off, gasping for breath once again.

"Fuck... don't... do that!" Tanukichi swore.

"What's the matter? I thought you wanted to be kissed like that?" Ayame teased, poking Tanukichi in the chest. "Isn't that why you did what you did?"

"Hey, it wasn't my choice to kiss that girl!" Tanukichi pointed out.

"But you're the one who kept kissing her without even trying to hold back - and you're the one who made the rule so that only you can kiss girls." Ayame placed her thumb between her index and middle fingers mockingly. "I get it now... you grew up reading harem mangas, didn't you? You want to keep every girl in this school to yourself like some kind of lion in a pride, pounding the little pussies until they roar with orgasm!"

"T-that's not it at all! I only did that to protect Anna's honor!" Tanukichi insisted.

"Hey, I'm not judging you - we all have our perverted fantasies. Well, we all used to, at least," Ayame replied. "If turning this school - heck, even all of Japan - into your obedient little concubine country is what it takes to get you to help me make society less boring, then it's a small price to pay!"

"Ngh..." Tanukichi wiped the rest of the spare spit off his face. "I also didn't plan on doing a sex-ed demonstration for the school! That was all your idea!"

"Hey, it was inevitable that we do one anyways," Ayame said with a shrug as she got up off the ground. "I mean, what are you going to say once you finally do start fucking girls for real? That you're just 'massaging them from the inside'? As if!"

"I shouldn't be fucking them at all! We're at school, Ayame!" Tanukichi shouted.

"Oh, you say that now... but to be honest, I'd be shocked if you made it through the next twenty four hours without busting your nut in at least one girl," Ayame replied. "But try to at least avoid any nutcrackers before the demonstration. I'd hate for you to ruin the Christmas pageant~"

"Christmas? What?" Tanukichi asked.

"Heh, isn't it obvious? You're going to paint the whole school white!" Ayame nearly fell over, she laughed so hard at her own joke. "Ahah... man, I love having someone to actually listen to all my dirty jokes."

"This isn't funny!" Tanukichi argued. "Call off the event!"

"Sorry, no can do! It's already in the school calendar, see?" She showed him calendar on her wrist projector. "Don't worry about getting anything wrong - they'll believe whatever you say! So go brush up on your basic penis-in-vagina knowledge, because you're going to put it all on display tomorrow at noon!"

Ayame moved to leave the classroom, but Tanukichi stopped her with a hand on her shoulder.

"Wait," he said. "Could you at least tell me why you kissed me a second ago? You know that kissing me as a greeting isn't an actual rule."

"Pfft, of course! I did it because I wanted to, Tanukichi!" Ayame winked at him just before her serious face returned and she opened the door to the hallway. "I will see you later, Mr. Okuma. Please remember to use your... student council powers carefully, okay? If you ever need help with them, you know who to call."

Tanukichi reached into his pocket and felt the phone there.

"Right," he nodded, a light blush still on his face.

"Then I bid you good day, Mr. Okuma."

"Well, that was stressful," Tanukichi said to himself as he sat under a tree outside to eat the lunch he brought. "But, at least I get to relax now. I don't have to give a presentation about delicious rice or curry!"

Taking out a pair of chopsticks, Tanukichi began to shove his food into his mouth as qu ickly as he could, the sensation of eating easing the tension in his body that had built up ever since Ayame announced his greeting demonstration that morning. As he ate, though, he noticed a Tokioka girl with red hair start to approach him.

"Hmm? Hello there, how are- mmm!" Tanukichi was interrupted once again by a kiss, the girl nervously placing her lips to his and hoping that her 'greeting' was correct.

"You know what? I think I could actually get used to this," Tanukichi thought to himself as he kissed back. "It's a good thing I had my phone open... actually, I should probably keep it open at all times, just in case."

"Mmm... that's a good lunch you're eating, Mr. Okuma," the girl said once the kiss was done.

"Uh, thanks," Tanukichi awkwardly replied as the girl rested in his lap. "Uh, was there a specific reason you wanted to talk to me or something?"

"Oh, right! I just had a question about what is and isn't decent," she replied before taking out a Card Cutie that featured two girls kissing. "You said that this was a greeting between girls and boys with the surname Okuma, but the girls here are clearly doing the same thing. Does that mean that these girls are committing and indecent act?"