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Chapter 18
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How does Tanukichi explain the cards?
He wants to say its fine, but...
"Shit... I want to tell her that its fine for girls to kiss girls, but if I do and she does it somewhere away from me then she'll get arrested!" Tanukichi worriedly thought to himself. "And if I tell her it is a dirty picture, all the cards will get destroyed, and I'll ruin my credibility!"
"Uh, hold on a second... I need to... check my texts!" Tanukichi hurriedly wiggled out from underneath the girl and ran around the tree, taking out his pink phone and typing away furiously at the buttons. "There has to be something I can do... huh?" Tanukichi stopped when he noticed the phone actually had a function labeled 'change morality law'. Selecting that, he found a looooooong list of things that were currently illegal and monitored by the bracelets and necklaces everyone wore, and a list of actions that were currently allowed. In that category, the only thing in place was 'female masturbation', likely put there by Ayame herself.
"Dammit... of course she couldn't have just told me the phone could do this." Tanukichi hurriedly typed in 'fxf kiss' using the number pad. Once that was done, he returned the the curious redhead waiting for him by his lunch. "Sorry about that - student council business."
"It's fine, Mr. Okuma," she said respectfully. "Can you answer my question now?"
"Yeah, of course," Tanukichi replied. "I should have mentioned this in the presentation, but... it's perfectly okay for girls to greet each other that way. It's entirely optional, though, so you don't have to do it if you don't want to. I'm sorry I forgot to mention that earlier."
"Oh, no worries, Mr. Okuma! I'm just happy you cleared that up for me!" The girl stood back up and began to walk away. "Thank you, Mr. Okuma! I'll see you around!"
Tanukichi watched the girl closely as she approached a group of her friends and kissed one of them on the lips. The other student seemed confused at first, but the redhead quickly explained what you told her and soon the new girl kissed the redhead right back. Then, when that girl approached two more, she kissed both the both of them and offered the same explanation. Then those girls went and kissed some more girls, and then more girls, until it seemed like every female student in the area was kissing a woman every few seconds.
"Woah... it's like a wave made out of smooches..." Tanukichi said to himself. "Wait... that means that if Anna runs into one of these girls, then they could wind up stealing her first kiss! Oh no, I didn't think this through at all!"
Tanukichi tossed his lunch to the side and got ready to go hunt Anna down, but he didn't have to look very far.
"Mr. Okuma!" the silver-haired girl called out, a boxed lunch under her arm as she approached the tree. "You don't mind if I sit with you for lunch, do you?"
"N-no, of course not, madame president!' Tanukichi hastily picked his bug-covered food off the grass and stuffed it back into his lunchbox. "You can sit with me as long as you want!"
"That's so kind of you, Mr. Okuma." Anna sat down gracefully next to Tanukichi while his body sent off enough steam to cook carrots. "This is such a lovely spot spot you've chosen!"
"This is it... I'm finally going to kiss Anna... I'm going to be her first kiss!" Tanukichi thought to himself, his heart ready to burst out of his chest. "Can I really do it? What if I screw up? What if she never wants to kiss me again? No! I have to keep my resolve! For Anna!"
Just as Anna finished sitting down, Tanukichi closed his eyes, leaned forward, and landed a peck on her lips. He would have kissed her longer, but he ultimately chickened out and pulled back after only a second. That one second seemed to leave quite the impression on Anna.
"Oh..." Anna said herself, a light flush on her face. Her eyes were wide, and the look on her face betrayed nothing but confusion. "Oh my. Uh, hello to you too, Mr. Okuma."
"Yeah, hello!" Tanukichi laughed nervously, put off by her odd reaction. "Is something wrong?"
"No, everything is fine." Despite what she said, Anna put the lid back on her lunchbox and stood back up. "I'm sorry, Mr. Okuma, but I'm afraid I have to go."
"Oh, that's fine! We can meet up again later, right?" Tanukichi asked.
"If the fates will it, then we will." Anna stood up from her spot. "Goodbye, Mr. Okuma."
"Goodbye... Ms. Nishikinomiya..." Tanukichi said weakly as the half-russian walked off behind the tree.
"Shit... I can't believe I fucked that up so badly..." Tanukichi thought to himself as he held back a sea of tears. "It must have been because I've already kissed other girls! My lips weren't pure enough for such a virtuous angel!"
Just before the tears were really about to flow, however, Anna walked back walked out from behind the tree.
"Hello again, Mr. Okuma!" she said, a sweet smile on her face.
"Huh? Ms. Nishikinomiya, what are you doing- mmm!" Tanukichi found his words once again cut short by a violent kiss, but this time from the woman he least suspected of doing so. This time the kiss lasted a few seconds, with Anna's lips experimentally pressing against his.
"Mmm~" After the kiss was over, Anna pushed Tanukichi away and walked off once more. "Goodbye, Tanukichi."
"What... the heck was that?" Tanukichi thought to himself, but he didn't have time to think about the question long before Anna walked around the tree once again.
"Hello, Mr. Okuma!" Before Tanukichi could say anything, Anna kissed him again, this time kissing him much harder. He could feel her tongue stick inside his mouth, exploring and savoring his taste. Anna's eyes were closed during this kiss, but he could still sense a kind of... hunger behind them. It was almost as if she was a savage dog, eating her first meal in years as she practically drank his spit. This kiss lasted well over a minute, the sound of their make-out joining the sound of many girls kissing around them as she pressed Tanukichi into the tree.
"I'm... touching... her breasts!" Tanukichi thought to himself as he felt her soft orbs press against his chest during the kiss. "This... this is going way too fast!"
Eventually the kiss ended and Anna pulled away, saliva running down her chin but not bothering to wipe it away.
"Goodbye, Mr. Okuma," Anna said before walking around the tree once again. "Hello, Mr. Okuma!"
"Anna, what are you doing? This is- Mmmmph!" This time, Anna was so insistent that she picked Tanikichi up by his collar and slammed into the tree before starting the next kiss. His cheeks bulged this time with her tongue as he struggled to breathe. He tried to push her away, but her body seemed to be stronger than steel and didn't even budge as he pressed against her. All Tanukichi could do was just stand there limply as she kissed him so hard, it felt like his ears were going to pop. Partway through the kiss, he could feel Anna press her groin instinctually against his leg and start to grind. And through her thick skirt and her panties, Tanukichi could feel a slight hint of wetness on the other side.
"Is... is Anna really...?" Tanukichi's head spun from confusion and lack of oxygen. "No! That's impossible!"
After ten straight minutes of a makeout so sloppy, the tops of their shirts were soaked, Anna finally let Tanukichi go again, letting him fall to the ground with a soft thud.
"Goodbye, Tanukichi." Anna walked around the tree once more. "Hello, Tanu... Tanukichi?"
Anna looked around in confusion. Tanukichi's lunch and bookbag were still there, but the man in question was nowhere to be seen.
Where did Tanukichi go?
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