Certainly. She seems nice.

The two of you happily walk into her house and make your way to a round dining table. “Wait a sec.” She stops you, “Boots off at the door please.” As she says this you see Alex is simply beaming with delight and your hostess has a cute gold toe ring and really cute feet.

“Of course.” You say flashing Alex a dirty look as you slide off your boots revealing your cute pink socks and her dull looking grey wool socks.

“Tea?” She asks once you are both seated. You both say yes and she gets you each a cup of very good hot tea. “Now I just have to know your story.”

“Leigh should tell it.” Alex says looking at you and sipping her tea.

“Well I’m not sure exactly.” You say. Leaving out all the sex you then proceed to tell her story, as much as you understand it, over the course of the next couple of hours. You find out your host goes by the name of Brianna, you are in the plane of the Olympian gods, it is aligned with good and a hint of chaos making it the primary final resting place for people that are very good in life but value personal freedom more than civilized laws and order. So many hippies you can’t help but think with a smile. She also seems to think your vision is pointing you toward the current evil talked about in the Kingdom of Ankhet, a mostly desert kingdom on the prime material plane, though she says she hasn’t have much contact with the prime possibly a hundred years or more. She offers to take the two of you to a huge city called Sigil, the city of doors where you can find a portal to the prime. The only other great info you get is that twice she uses a female pronoun and finally once she asks a question regarding Alex and says “He.”

This causes Alex to blurt out, “Haah, I win.”

At which point Brianna looks to you for explanation as Alex is rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter. “I’m actually male.” You tell her simply. We had a bet that if she dressed me up like this anyone we met would think I was a girl.”

“Wait, she? Are you saying Alex is a woman? So that big bulge is fake?”

You blush just a little, “It’s complicated. Alex is a girl, with a dick, a futa is the term I heard first I believe.”

This causes Brianna to smile, “Are you sure you aren’t a girl with a dick as well then?”

“No I’m a guy, I just happen to be dressed as a girl at the moment.” You answer.

She smiles again, “Well I just have to say that in my opinion you are a very beautiful woman. But I wouldn’t presume to have any say in what another person calls themself.

“Oh you think I’m beautiful?” You ask, not sure why you care about her opinion, though she is a most likely immoral woman that is some kind of angelic creature.

She smiles, “I think you are both simply lovely. Cutest couple I have seen in years.”

You try to resist blushing harder and ask, “So if we go to Sigil won’t we need money for supplies and to pay to get to the prime?” Trying to change the subject.

“Well, yes, but I have an idea. I happen to have a century old quest I was charged to hand out to a mortal. I was banished back home by an evil wizard so I can’t leave this place for another several hundred years unless someone finishes the quest. Do this for me and I can not only take you to Sigil, I can give you the quests reward, a Sack of 500 gold and a magical garment that protects the wearer as well as a suit of plate armor, while light as cloth, empowers the users divine magic, and has a limited ability to actively defend the wearer as well.”

“What is the quest?” You ask.

“Enter a long sealed crypt and smash an evil ruby with this magical hammer.” She pulls out a small golden mallet about 8” long.

“How do we find the crypt and get in?”

“Well I have this scroll, it will teleport you there and back, as for get in I don’t know. Only that only a mortal can enter, so sadly Leigh, you would have to do this one alone. Inevitables are barred from entry as well as Archons.”

Alex speaks up, “Then you would have to pay in advance and take her to Sigil to gear up, all she has now is things I made, they will fade if I’m not there.”

“That is Fine I trust you, if you agree to the quest I will take her there now.” Brianna agrees.