Someone intervenes before he can decide

Before Tanukichi could say anything, Hyouka's head was suddenly smashed downwards, back to his groin, by a book bag on her head.

Tanukichi looked at the owner of the book bag and saw that it was none other than Ayame Kajou, only this time she was wearing brown glasses and her flowing black hair was tied back into a conservative ponytail.

"Tanukichi Okuma, right?" she asked, as if she hadn't already met him. "It is a pleasure to meet you. My name is Ayame Kajou, and I am the student body vice president."

"You're the vice president, Ayame? You have to be kidding me." Tanukichi said in disbelief.

"You'll find that I'm not a very jokey person," she replied. "You've been nominated by the student body president to serve as an intern for general affairs of the student council. Would you be so kind as to accompany me to our meeting?"

"Uh, of course! Anything for the student body president!" Tanukichi replied out of reflex.

"May I ask one thing before you go?" Hyouka said, her face currently pressed hard against Tanukichi's groin by Ayame's bag. "My current theory is hat pen-er." She caught herself mid sentence. "That was close. I'll use euphemisms instead. My current hypothesis is that a man's cucumber is key to conception. Can you confirm that?"

Hyouka stared up at Tanukichi with tired eyes, while Ayame looked at him expectantly. On the one hand, he really didn't want to keep the student president waiting. On the other hand, Hyouka's lips were directly on his cock (with some pants in between) so his rational judgement was a little bit hindered at the moment.