Leave with Ayame

Naturally, Tanukichi left with Ayame as quickly as he could, using her as his own personal escape pod from that incredibly awkward conversation.

"Thanks, you really saved my butt again there," Tanukichi said to Ayame as they walked. "But, uh, why did you act like we haven't met before?"

"I have no idea what you are talking about," Ayame answered. "Although your reputation precedes you, we've never met before today."

"So cold..." Tanukichi thought to himself. "She must be acting like this because I turned down the offer to join her weird terrorist organization. Oh well... at least she's no longer bugging me about it."

A minute later and the two of them arrive in the student council's office, where Anna Nishikinomiya was waiting behind her desk. Tanukichi almost swooned the moment he saw her, but he managed to stop himself in time and keep his composure.

"It's wonderful to meet you Tanukichi," Anna greeted, causing a small pang of anguish in Tanukichi's heart.

"She doesn't remember me," he thought pityingly to himself.

"My name is Anna and, as you may have gathered from my speech, I'm a sophomore here at our school." Anna continued, not noticing Tanukichi's reaction. "As president of the student body, let me first state how overjoyed we are to finally have you here. We've been looking forward to you joining the school for a long time. Your test scores are some of the best in the nation, and you've never once been punished for violating public morality."

"I-I am honored to be here, Ms. Nishikinomiya," Tanukichi said with a bow.

"Now that introductions are out of the way, I'd like to get down to the real business of why were are here." Anna looked up at Tanukichi with her pure, innocent smile and asked "Are you willing to accept your nomination to the student council and dedicate yourself to protecting public morality?"

"Of course! Thank you for the honor, I'll do anything you want!" Tanukichi replied enthusiastically.

"Boy, you're eager." Ayame shot Tanukichi a glare so sharp it could cut through glass, though he just ignored her.

"But... why did you pick me to be an intern? I didn't even apply," Tanukichi asked. "And there's my... family history to consider."

"That's the reason we chose you, actually," Anna replied. "We are facing a crisis, and we believe that you are perfectly suited to handle it." Anna placed a hand in front of her lips in a 'shushing' motion. "What I am about to share with you is highly confidential, okay?"

"Sure, I won't tell a soul, I swear!" Tanukichi replied nervously.

"For years, this city and this school has enjoyed their status as the most morally pure places in Japan, and maybe even the world," Ana began. "But recently, a masked terrorist known as 'Blue Snow' has been spreading evil words and imagery, assaulting our reputation lowering public morality."

"I think I might have heard about Blue Snow somewhere before," Tanukichi said as Ayame glared at him even harder.

"We need to fight back against her naught rampage, but... unfortunately, we are ill-equipped." Anna blushed and bit her one of her fingernails. "The student council and I know so little about perversion that we can't even spot it when we see it. As embarrassing as it is to admit, I actually witnessed a Blue Snow attack first hand once, but I didn't do anything to stop her because I didn't notice her doing anything wrong. Even now looking back, I can't even tell what she did wrong. All she did was distribute comic books around the school, and last I checked that was not illegal."

"Anna was right next to someone giving out porn, and she didn't even know?" Tanukichi thought to himself. "I knew her heart was pure, but I didn't know it was this pure! She's so amazing!"

"Mr. Okuma, because of how you were raised, you have a grasp on vulgarity and perversion that we lack," Anna said, standing up from her desk. "So we need your help to determine what is acceptable and what is not. So please, Mr. Okuma, tell us what is and isn't perverse to save our school, our city, and probably mankind."

"O-of course, Ms. Nishikinomiya! I am at your service!" Tanukichi bowed again in reverence. "I came to this school so I could be closer to you, to make you proud! I would be honored to accept this mission!

"Heh. That's your cue, Ayame," Anna said, turning to her vice president. "Would you please show Mr. Okuma to his first assignment?"

Tanukichi and Ayame turned towards each other and, even though her face was still stoic as a stone, Ayame was smiling like a jackal on the inside.

"Yes, madame president."