Reporting for duty, ma'am!!

Negi: Ka-Kazumi!! Wait!!

Kazumi: No way, Negi-boy! You just got a date with an idol!

Negi: Waaaahhh!!!

Within moments, Kazumi arrived at her destination, with Negi in tow. From her breast pocket, she took a key, which to Negi's surprise unlocked the door. She opened it and dragged Negi into the darkened room. The only light was from a computer monitor, but it was enough to show what was happening in the room. Chisame, in cat ears, sat typing, seemingly unaware of her visitors.

Kazumi: Hey, 'Chiu'.

Chisame: HUH!? Oh, Asakura, it's you! Don't do th...DWAH!!!! N-N-N-NEGI-SENSEI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!? My secret!! It's gonna be revealed, isn't it!? Damn you, Negi-sensei!!

Negi: Uh....

Kazumi: Actually, you got it all wrong, 'Chiu'. Negi-boy's gonna help you and your fans.

Chisame: Huh?

Kazumi: Checkin' your message boards, huh? How convenient for me! Mmmmmmm......THERE! That's what he's here to help you with!

Chiu_Fan_Hiro--->if u broadcasted ur virginty being taken, itd be a dream cum true!!!

Chisame: Huh? No! You don't mean...?! NEGI-SENSEI!?

Kazumi: Uh-huh. What do ya say?

Chisame: No way!! He's a kid!

Kazumi: Is he? she spun Negi around Take a look at this and tell me you don't want a little.

Chisame: Well, i....gulp

Kazumi: Thought so. So? What's the problem? It's either Negi or some stranger. Negi's put up with a lot of crap from you, and this would be a nice way to do something nice to make it up to him. And besides, your fans would love it! You wanna please your fans, don't you?

Chisame:Of...course...

Kazumi: Weeeeell....?

Chisame: But....but what if he doesn't wanna do it!? I'm not gonna **** him!!

Kazumi: You sure? I think 'Dude4ForceFuck' would enjoy it if ya did.

Chisame: NO!!

Kazumi: Ok, ok. Well, Negi? Wanna dust this fine-lookin' girl off?

Negi: EH?!

Chisame: I told you he didn't want to do it.

Kazumi: Oh, he does. He just doesn't know it yet. Look, Negi-boy. You think Chisame's pretty, right?

Negi: Well....yes, but...

Kazumi, whispering: You don't wanna hurt her feelings, do you? If you turn her down, it could lead to low self-esteem. The heart and soul of a teenage girl is very delicate, and must be handled carefully, y'know. whispering lower I'll put it to ya this way: whether you decide to do this or not, you're ending up on the net. Either you do Chiu, or i'm posting these pics of you and Ayaka.

Negi: EEK!!

Kazumi: And e-mailing them to the teachers and dean Konoe.

Negi: You wouldn't!!

Kazumi: No?

Negi: So many evil girls in my class! Where did they learn this kind of behavior?

Kazumi: So? What'll it be?