Rob a college bookstore (Lady Cinder Route)

Everyone knows that one of the most precious commodities in this economy is college textbooks! Those things cost, like, $200 each! You’ll spend the day scoping out the bookstore, wait until it closes, and then rob it blind!

Then once you have the books, you can sell them back to all the poor, needy college students at a lower price, undercutting the store and making a big chunk of cash for yourself. Well… that sorta makes it sound like you’re a modern Robin Hood. You have to be more evil than that. So you’ll, uh… rip out random pages from the books before selling them! Ha! Discounted price for a discounted book! Is that maybe too evil…? What if the page has homework problems on it? They won’t be able to complete their assignments… No, that’s the wrong way of thinking. Maybe it would be too evil for a villain, but you’re a SUPERvillain, so it’s totally fine!

Okay, you have a plan. And this one seems a lot more manageable than robbing a bank. AND, as an added bonus, it causes problems for both the local college, and the students. Both of which suck.

…Is robbing the only evil crime you can possibly think of? Let’s just hope this robbery goes better than your last three.