Supervillain vs Superbullies

Episode 1

With your heart pounding and your hands shaking, you stand in an alleyway next to the bank. You’ve donned your supervillain uniform, you’ve prepared your lines, and you’re ready to go. You’ve even done up your neck-length, chestnut brown hair in bushy pigtails so you’re unrecognizable. But… is this really okay?

The uniform you designed might not have been your best choice. The top is dark purple spandex, shaped like a halter top. It has no sleeves, no back save a single thin strip of spandex, and it ends abruptly at the bottom of your DD boobs. It’s essentially just a thin rectangle stretching down from your neck to your tits, and barely stretching across from nipple to nipple. It reveals your entire midriff and quite a bit of sideboob as well. By all accounts, sideboob is tasteful so you thought it would be a good part of a sexy, classy supervillain uniform, but maybe the most tasteful thing would’ve been showing less skin…

The bottoms aren’t much better. The same shade of dark purple coats your pair of spandex shorts. And they are very short. They don’t even cover the bottom of your ass, instead ending in a V-shape that shows a little bit of underbutt. And, of course, you forgot all about your penis when designing them. There’s no extra room, so you have a little bulge in your shorts from your member being pressed against your thigh by the tight spandex. Standing only four inches tall when fully erect, it’s really not something you’re proud of, and the last thing you wanted from your costume was to draw more attention to it. How did you get so carried away with trying to recreate your image as a sexy supervillain? You normally dress so modestly. Being evil is one thing, but being comfortable with revealing skin is different entirely. This isn’t your style at all…

Yet here you stand, your evil image completed by a pair of black spandex gloves and black leather boots, your entire outfit clinging to your supple skin. You adjust your glasses as you try to decide whether or not to take the final step in becoming a villain. Maybe you should just go home and browse the Internet… Just because you have these powers, doesn’t mean you have to use them, right? Should you just settle for quietly being evil from the comfort of your own home, rather than doing evil things? The life of a timid, quiet girl who sits at home and doesn’t stand out might suit you best, especially if the alternative is running around in something so… sexually objectifying…

As you try to calm your nerves, you notice someone at the other side of the alley.