The derp chronicles sliders part 2

With John and Cynthia out hunting, Mimi was bored, really bored in fact. Archibald did not want to play with her, Jack and Toph were away with John and even Marco was gone! So Mimi decided that today, she was going to see if Nibbles wanted to play with her. She had taught the little hydra how to create rainbows the other day, and she was quite smug about that.

So, off Mimi went, dragging her egg along with her as she sang a little song to herself. “Egg, egg, egg, me and my egg, egg ,egg, derping togeeeeether.” However, as she was halfway through the camp, two voices in unison yelled.

“Smooooooores!” Mimi’s head cocked slightly, already forgetting that she was going to play with Nibbles and running towards the food tent.

“Smores!” she yelled herself. Whoever had that idea must be a very smart person! She was just feeling like eating smores!

From the other side of the camp, a small green girl and a small dragon girl were rushing straight through a couple of tents, chasing each other as they tried to beat each other to the nearest campfire. Loud giggles filled the air as pots, pans and anything else that got in their way got thrown into the air as they raced.

Miranda was talking to the quartermaster when the ruckus started, tents collapsing in a straight line to where she was. She tackled the quartermaster to the side when the growing dust cloud finally arrived at the fireplace where there were indeed smores being roasted.

To Miranda’s relief and annoyance, they were not being attacked by a monster; instead, they were just getting Mimi’d on. The two that were racing through the camp were none other than Mimi and a girl she had never met. “Mimi! What do you think you are doing!?” Miranda yelled at her, not in her wildest dreams thinking that Mimi would do something so destructive to the camp. “And, where in Artemis name did you find that girl?” she added.

At that point, another Mimi, this one with an egg, popped up from between the tents and walked through the mess created by the other Mimi. “S’moooooores!” she yelled happily, the snake on her head dancing up and down in excitement.

The more destructive Mimi looked down at the ground and rubbed her index fingers together, her snakes looking anywhere but at Miranda. “Sorry, Mommy Miranda,” she said softly. The small dragon girl next to her hugged her and whispered something into her ear. Mimi’s eyes lit up and she nodded. Licking her friend’s cheek, she exlaimed, “You are the best! Good idea!” The derpy duo embraced and yelled. “Derptime is over!” And promptly, with a massive influx of derp energy, the tents that had been thrown about started to reset to the place they were before.

Miranda shook her head, walking up to the two girls and patted each of their heads. Which got a dreamy “Yaaaaaay, pats!” from the duo.

“Don’t destroy the camp again, okay, Mimi? We need to live here together, as a family. Also, who is your friend?” Miranda asked with a chuckle.

“This is Yaya! She’s my bestest friend! I found her in a castle! It was big, and it had people! They gave me pats!” Mimi proudly stated. Yaya smiling at Miranda and saying: “Hi!”

As the three of them were talking, however, a happy voice yelled, “Mmmm smooooores. C’mon eggy, eat one!”

It was at this point that Miranda noticed that there were two Mimis. One that showed off something she had never seen her do before, and had a friend, and one…. that was covered in smores and now trying to rub one on the egg she had been dragging around for days.

“Wait. Two?” Miranda muttered, feeling a headache coming up. “Artemis protect us,” she mumbled.

The other Mimi finally looked up at that point, blinking twice as she saw herself and a girl she never met before. The girl’s eyes focusing on the egg with googly eyes on it.

“Mimi! Even here you have found my egg! We really are the bestest friends!” Yaya yelled in glee.

“Hi. I’m Mimi,” egg Mimi said and extended a snake. “Mommy Miranda always told me to introduce myself to strangers. And you are strange. Cause you look like me.”

The other Mimi extended a snake too, shaking it happily. “Hi Mimi. I’m Mimi. We don’t know how we got here. But. We wanted smores. Can you share?”

The first Mimi nodded and handed out two s’mores to them, the girls giggling together as they sat down next to her.

“I think I need to go lay down…” Miranda mumbled, shaking her head as she looked away.

As Miranda went to lay down, the two Mimi’s and one Yaya were happily chattering together, eating smores and were soon becoming very friendly with each other.

“Mimi one, can I ask you why my egg has not hatched here yet?” Yaya asked with a curious expression. Her Mimi listened intently as her snakes wrapped themselves around the other Mimi’s, cuddling each other in their own snekky derpy way.

“Well. I went on a sleep derp a few days ago… and when I woke up I was cuddling my egg. Then papa Arnold said that I had to keep it warm, so I hugged it lots, but the egg just isn’t shaking. I tried to wash it with warm water! Even put it in a blankey, but the egg is just staying eggy. And my egg is my friend,” she finished her story with a heavy nod.

Yaya rubbed her little chin for a moment, sniffing the egg before looking at the two Mimi’s. “I think I can help with this. Mimis of the world! Unite!” she yelled with a girlish giggle.

Both Mimis looked at her with a quizzical expression. Yaya sighed and pulled both of them to the egg, raising three fingers into the air. “I will count to three. When we reach it, we all lick the egg, and with a bit of luck, we have another me to play with!”

The Mimis stared at her, then started to giggle and nod so hard it looked like the derpy sneks on their forehead were having a seizure.

“One. Two. Derp!” All three girls licked the egg, and at first, nothing happened except for more girlish giggling.

They all took a small step back as, from inside the egg, small cracking sounds could be heard. A small purple snout was slowly breaking it’s way through the egg shell, sending the googly eyes scattering over the ground.

The first Mimi looked quite afraid indeed. “She’s hurting eggy!” she wailed. But a reassuring hand rubbed her head.

“No, silly, I am hatching!”

With a loud crack, a derpy purple dragon rolled out of the egg seconds later, having headbutted her way out of it after finally having the energy to hatch.

Record scratch
Time freezes and Mimi looks at you, the reader. “Hi! I’m Mimi! And I am breaking the fourth wall to tell you: Dardar has his own branch! Go read it! It will have derps, and cool mechanics, and derps! I even made Izix read it, and he liked it!”

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