The Sales Department

Anna: Marlene wasn't there, but these half-naked women were making out on her desk!

Kristi: OMG! Where are all these bimbos coming from?

Karl: I don't know, but it's not going to do anything to help our Q3 figures.

Paul: I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Anna: Aren't you the guy from IT?

Paul: That's right, Anna! I deaigned the sales tracking system. You all really should have been more appreciative. No one ever thanked me.

Anna: Well, you know, thanks for doing your job.

Paul: You're welcome! I'm glad to help you guys do your job. I think my new program will make you much better at it.

Anna: What new prog...

Anna: Hey! I got a great idea! We should use our big titties to sell more stuff!

Kristi: Anna! Oh god, what did he do to you?

Paul: isn't it obvious. Kristi?

Kristi: No, it's not obvious! This is insane!

Kristi: I mean, why did it take an IT guy to tell us to use our titties to sell stuff? It shoukd have been the first thing we tried!

Karl: It's you! You're responsible for all the bimbos that keep showing up!

Paul: What, little ol' me?

Karl: You can't just change people like this! We have free will! Autonomy! Sales goals!

Anna: Sales goals we can meet by using our titties!

Kristi: giggle

Karl: No! This is absurd!

Paul: It is kind of absurd that you went into Sales without titties. Karl. But I can fix that.

Karli: You can help me get bigger titties so I can be a better sales girl?

Paul: I can. Karli! I'm spearheading a new sales incentive that will let all you sales girls earn bigger titties! You see, since I hacked the universe, money really is no object. I can change the finances of this company just by changing the spreadsheets. So rather than sales, I want you girls to go out there and give tittiefucks!

Anna: I love giving tittiefucks!

Kristi: Me too!

Paul: Of course you do! You're in sales! But under the new incentives program, you'll be rewarded for it! Every time you get a guy to cum on your jugs, take a selfie and upload it to the company sales board. For every 25 selfies, I'll give you one more bra-cup size.

Karli: Really? I'm gonna work so hard for this! I'm gonna have the biggeet titties in the company!

Anna: No way! Kristi and I are gonna... wait...where's Kristi?

Paul: I think she might have already started on her goals. She ran after the UPS guy.

Anna: That little slut! Do in-house tittie fucks count? Can we do you?

Karli: Oh fuck! Can you fuck my titties?

Paul: Well, Anna did ask first, Karli...

Anna: Ha! You snooze, you lose, bimbo!

Karli: Oh God! I gotta get bigger titties! I just gotta!

Paul: I know you've got a list of contacts. Karli. Start working it! Sales isn't for the timid!

Karli: Oh! I do have a list! And, like, I have a meeting in like 30 minutes with, like. 3 guys! If they all spunk on me, does it count for three?

Paul: That seems fair.

Anna: In that case, we need to do this if we're gonna do this!

Paul: OK, Anna. But how long it takes is up to you. Can you make the sale?