Chapter 5
by 
ThomasMoro
What is Dorothy supposed to do about that?
Find someone who has a great big ax, I suppose
"My God, Scarecrow," said Dorothy. "What am I doing now? I could never face Auntie Em if I go back to Kansas dressed like this."
"I don't know what to do," said the Scarecrow. "I haven't got a brain, remember?"
"Well, there's gotta be something we can do."
"I know," said the scarecrow. "Why don't you strip down all the way and tell her you're a nudist?"
"Not helping, Scarecrow. And what's a nudist, anyway?"
The scarecrow just shrugged. "Oh, you wouldn't want to know."
"Besides," said Dorothy, "even if I tried to do that, I could never do that as long as I'm not allowed to take off these ruby-red slippers. I mean, what guy back home in Kansas is going to want to look at a girl who is wearing nothing but shoes?"
"Right," said the Scarecrow. "Well, I suppose we can always go out and find someone with a great big ax."
"That sounds like a good idea. But where are we likely to find someone like that?"
The Scarecrow pointed. "How about over there?"
What is the Scarecrow pointing at?
Women on the silver screen and the television are finding themselves without any clothes! Follow their tales of nudity and exposure!
Updated on Jun 6, 2026
by TheFantomStrapon
Created on Nov 24, 2016