Chastity

“How did you know?”

“It’s written on your face, son. What happened?”

“I was with this girl Chastity for about two years. It turns out her name was ironic. She fucked my two best friends.”

“Bitches. Stick with me kid I’ll show you how to keep them under control. Is there anyone here you want to fuck?”

“The HR woman Elizbet. I think she was hitting on me.”

“You’ve got good taste kid. For her though you’ll need a little something extra. I have a protein shake. I swear, it’ll keep you up longer than viagra.”

He hands you a water bottle. You tentatively sip some. It has a bit of a foul aftertaste, but it isn’t bad.

“Drink up.”

You finish it.

“Elizbet is down on five. Just make sure to avoid twelve.”

“What’s on twelve?”

“Legal. They’re a bunch of evil bloodsuckers.”

“Tell me about it...lawyers.”

“Don’t take more than a couple hours. We still have work to do.”

You nod and step out of the office. You feel incredibly horny and fucking Elizbet sounds wonderful. You head to the elevator. You could head straight to five or you could see if there is any other eye candy around.