What does She want anyways?!

"Petunia, my darling.", cried out Aunt Marge as she hugged Petunia.

"Marge? What a lovely surprise...(Not for you though) This visit is quite unannounced. You usually give a heads up before coming here. You should know that it is quite difficult as V-Vern--" and she burst into crying. You feel that your grip on Petunia is fading away, you need to act soon.

"Ugh, of all people, you are still here, aren't you?", Aunt Marge asked pointing at you. You just shrugged back but she didn't care. You were still nothing to her. It seems the Ministry did well on placing charms on her memories. "By the way, Petunia, did you find out anything in Vernon's will?"

"Oh no, I forgot about that. The lawyer just informed me that I will be getting his inheritance since Dudley is not here anymore. And please I rather not talk about him. That vile murderer... but he was my son....", Petunia continued to sob.

"Hey you mutt, get over here."

Pause. And then you see Marge pulling your ear, " I was talking about you, mutt. Take my bags and bring them to my bedroom-ah well Dudley's room. Off you go." And she slapped your butt cheek as if you are the loyal servant. Since you kept your promise to Petunia that it would be normal. You take her bags and carry them all over to her (Dudley's) room. As the bags were heavy you dropped them and one of her smaller bags popped out. It looks like...