Mom meets Casey

Chloe turns around and opens the door. There stands stunning Casey. Resplendent in a long green dress that made her matching eyes positively glow. She stands surprised as she sees the three of you crowded together and all answering the door as one. Your heart skips a beat as you notice the little overnight bag she held in her hands. YES!

"Um...hello." Casey says, a bit startled from the door opening so suddenly.

"Hi!" The Bailey's all say in unison.

It had to be comical from Casey's perspective seeing you all huddled in this cramped space to greet her. You step through your mother and cousin to give Casey a hug and a greeting. "We were excited to see you." You jest. "Come in, come in."

Your mother and Chloe back away to give the pair of you some space. "Chloe you know."

"Hey Chloe." She nods.

"Hi Casey!" Chloe grins.

"And this is my Mom. Helen." You present your mother.

"Hello Helen, it is a pleasure to meet you." Casey says in that pitch perfect voice of hers.

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Silence.

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Casey shifts nervously at the rather rude pause.

"Mom..." You turn to look.

Your mother stood frozen in place. Her eyes wide, her mouth open and slack jawed. She was struck with absolute awe, as if an actual angel from heaven had just stepped in through her front door. She still held the toy gun she had snatched from Chloe...until it drops from her loose grip and hits the floor with a heavy CLUMP. She stammers and stares. A bright pink blush had filled her cheeks and...oh Jesus fuckin Christ! A sizable bulge could be seen pushing out the front of her skirt!

You hoped Casey wouldn't look down but you were pretty sure Casey had already seen it. It was hard to miss! Especially considering it twitched and moved, thus calling attention to it. There was no skirt thick enough that could disguise that.

"Mom?" You give her shoulder a little shake.

"He he he he!" Chloe laughs. "Aunt Helen like! That's right Auntie, he's a boy. Hard to believe, isn't it?"

It was Casey's turn to blush.

Your mother sputters to life, deeply embarrassed. "I-I-I'm...sorry...a pleasure to meet you too Casey." She reaches out suddenly and grabs Casey by the shoulders. Her hands lightly massaging she looks your new girlfriend up and down with obvious attraction. "Oh my! You are a pretty thing aren't you? Ohhh such a pretty young thing."

"Mom." You say in a firm voice.

She glances to you and smiles. "He is BEAUTIFUL!" She then pulls Casey in for a big hug. You see Casey's eyes widen as she stands stiffly through the encompassing hug, surely feeling the chub swelling between them. Your mother backs off. "I am SO happy to meet you Casey! So, so very happy!" She licks her lips and her hands rub and massage Casey's arms.

"A pleasure to meet you too Ms Bailey."

"Ohhhhh and such nice manners!" Your mother was nearly exploding with joy. She lets her go. "You make yourself at home dear. Come in, get comfy. Let me get you boys some drinks." Your mother turns, gives you a huge smile, and hurries off toward the kitchen.

"I'm a girl!" Chloe calls after her.

Casey nervously brushes a long bang back behind her ear and says quietly. "I think she likes me."

You nod, almost as stunned by that greeting as Casey. "Yeah...I'd say so! Geez, sorry about that." You reach out and offer to take her bag. She hands it over. "Come on, I'll show you my room."

She smiles sweetly. You start to go with Casey behind you when you notice Chloe was behind her. Out of nowhere a flash back of the last time Chloe had been in your room comes to your mind. That would not happen with Casey. "Er...you wait down here Chloe."

Chloe quickly clues in. "Oh! Oh yes! Of course." She gives a great big WINK, as if Casey somehow might not see it. "You guys want to be alone eh? He he he. I'll be down here if you need me." WINK.

You go to leave.

"WAIT!" Chloe barks. Bending over she picks up her pistol. She hands it to Casey. "You might need this. A present, from me."

You groan as Casey looks from you to your kooky cousin and takes the offering with two fingers. "Um...thank you."

Another big suggestive WINK. "You're welcome!"

"Ohhh geez." You say. With that you take Casey's hand and quickly lead her up the stairs. When you get her to your room you turn. "God, sorry about my famil....mmmmmmm!"

The moment you were through the door of your bedroom Casey had stepped in for a long hard kiss. You melt to her touch. Dropping the bag to your side you take her in your arms and kiss those perfect lips right back. Her intoxicating aroma sends your mind spinning. When you finally pull away she whispers. "I missed you."

You playfully nibble her lower lip. "I missed you too. I couldn't stop thinking about you."

This leads to another round deep passionate kisses. You slowly push her back to pin her against the door. She lets out hot sigh as she feels your weight press against her. You caress her smooth face. "My family is waiting for us."

She gazes into you. "Tonight."

You kiss her again. "Tonight."

You both smile. Her being in your arms felt so fucking right. God damn, this feeling was better than any **** or high you could imagine!

You back away from her and you both catch your breath. "Whooo." You breath. "Okay...tonight...tonight. Oh my god that's forever from now!"

She giggles and gently strokes your arm. "I know!" Her hand traces all the way comes down to take yours. The skin of her palm and fingers was so soft and warm.

You look at her. "My Mom and Cousin are going to embarrass me...constantly."

She continues to laugh. "I figured that out."

You sigh. "Sorry but...they're family. What are ya gonna do?"

She brushes the fingers of her other hand down your chest. "It's okay Jesse. I'm not here for them. I'm here to be with you."

Your body, as if moving on its own, sweeps forward and takes her in a romantic embrace once more. Once more you begin to kiss...and kiss...and kiss.

It takes a herculean feat of willpower to part yourselves once more. Knowing the longer you stayed here the harder it would be, and harder you would get, you hurry back down stairs to join your family.

The meal is...fucking awkward!!!

Your mother and cousin were definitely the most twisted and weird of the Bailey clan so you never thought it would be a normal evening. But what you weren't prepared for was your mother's absolute FAWNING over your new girlfriend. As you all sit around the kitchen table and eat the delicious lasagna your mother and you had prepared your mom could barely take her eyes off of Casey. Every time Casey would take a drink your mother would refill the glass. If Casey would let out a little cough your mother would ask if she was okay. Your mother hung on Casey's every word and action. And just...stared. An intense, hungry stare. Even Chloe was getting a bit creeped out by it all.

Finally, when Casey excuses herself to go to the washroom, you talk with your mom.

"Mom, Jesus, settle down."

She was smiling ear to ear. "Ohhhh my goodness. He is ravishing! Simply a delight. I love him Jesse, I simply love him!"

"I know! It is kind of hard to miss! Could you dial it back a bit please?"

Your mother blushes. "Oh...was I obvious?"

Chloe laughs. "Um...yes." She looks under the table and giggles. "You're gonna be lifting the table soon! And you're practically fucking her with your eyes."

Your mother's blush deepens. "Was I? Ohhh...I'm sorry. I hope I don't scare him away." She sighs. "He's...he's so beautiful. Oh Jesse, he's a keeper! Nothing like that Allison."

"Mom, please. Just...chill. Just act normal." You say.

"Does he dress like that all the time?"

"Most of the time. Yes."

"Ohhhhh. Oh my." The flush across her face and sweat on her brow made her face gleam. "Ohh, and that voice. Does he always sound like that?"

You roll your eyes. "Of course, that's her voice. How else would she sound?"

"You should hear her sing!" Chloe chimes in.

"Ohhh my oh my." Your mother fans herself before taking a long drink of water. "I...I think it might be best if I retire early for the night and leave you two be. Ohhh my oh my oh my. What a fine young man! What a fine lovely wonderful young man. Ohhh my!"

"Yeah." You chuckle. "That might be for the best."

Chloe cocks an eyebrow and gives her aunt an impish look. "Want company?"

Oh Jesus!

Your mother does you proud though. "No...no honey. That's over now." She reaches over and squeezes Chloe's hand. "Thank you though." You then take your mother's hand and give her a warm look of approval.

Before long Casey rejoins the group of you.

"So...do you sit down when you pee or stand up?" Chloe grins.

You face palm. "Chloe..."

Casey smiles and answers calmly. "I sit." She then throws it back. "You?"

Chloe of course was incapable of embarrassment. "I have two ways of going pee!" She says proudly. "Fiona and I usually stand but the others usually sit, isn't that right Aunt Helen?"

Your mother scowls at her over sharing niece. "Chloe Bailey! That is no way to talk at the table."

"Sometimes I do both at once! Ha ha ha!" Chloe peeps. "I make a face like this when I do it." She tilts her head and her face screws up in a weird contortion. "Unghhhhh I go and piss comes out both at once! I might be the only one that can do it. Cool, huh?"

Your mother was seething.

"Ha! If Fiona sat while she peed her dick would be dipping the water! Wouldn't it Jesse? Ha ha ha ha!"

Your mother swats at the air towards the laughing Chloe. "Shush! Shush! Shush! Oh my god Chloe..." And so it goes for the next few minutes.

Casey just smiles as she watches the two go back and forth. You were happy to see that neither their oddness nor them speaking openly of their unique anatomy seemed to bother her. If Casey wanted to be with you she'd have to get used to this unique Bailey charm. The emerald green glances that would shoot your way reminded you of what she had told you in the bedroom. "It's okay Jesse. I'm not here for them. I'm here to be with you."

Your heart skips a beat with every smoldering glance.

After dinner your mother sits in her place, refusing to get up. To hide her arousal no doubt.

"Why don't you boys go watch a show or something." She says. "Chloe and I will take care of the mess."

Chloe was unimpressed. "That's not fair!"

"You shush now Chloe! Casey's a guest. A welcome guest. Jesse's guest." Your mother grins at Casey and gives her a sideways leering ogle. "You are always welcome here Casey. Always."

Casey bats her big green eyes and in a sugary soft tone says. "Thank you Ms Bailey." She gives your mother the sweetest most innocent smile.

Your mother practically swoons.

You give Casey a playfully scolding look, she had done that on purpose!

Taking Casey by the hand you hurry her out of the room before anything else could be said. The moment you are in the living room and out of sight you throw yourselves into each others arms and begin to laugh quietly at the strange ordeal that had been dinner.