Keep the peace

"Where's Bridget?" I asked Mary as politely as I could.

"Upstairs. Is everything okay?"

"...Yeah." I took the steps two at a time.

Before I reached the top I could hear Natalie, "So you think he'll last long?"

"I hope so. He's the first guy in a while who's been okay with...our family."

"Plus he has a cute butt."

"He does." They both giggled like two schoolgirls at a slumber party. I decided Bill was lying. Bridget would have told me if they "shared" boyfriends or girlfriends. Right?

I knocked softly on the door before slowly opening the door, "Hey."

"What's wrong?"

"Uh, nothing. We need to go if we're going to get a hotel."

"A hotel?!" Natalie yelled, "I thought you were staying here?"

"We couldn't put you out like that." I really didn't before but now I was worried about being in the same house as Bill.

"He's right."

"Bridget you know it wouldn't put us out. We have plenty of room."

"I don't know," she groaned, "we haven't asked mom or dad."

"No problem," The only warning was a deep inhale before Natalie shouted, "Momma! Can Bridget and Richard stay with us?" Good lord that girl had a set of pipes on her.

"Of course!" Mary shouted back from downstairs.

"Problem solved."

Just great. "I...I'll get our stuff out of the car," I grumbled and walked back down the stairs. I spotted Bill in the living room watching tv and he gave me a wink when he noticed me. I dug in the trunk and pulled out our bags and suddenly felt a slap on my ass. "Damn it, Bill!" I spun around ready to clock him one, boxer or not when I realized it was Mary.

"Whoa there, reign it in."

"I'm sorry. Just a bit...jumpy."

"I bet. Being in a strange place with strangers. What's not to be jumpy about."

"...Yeah."

"Does your momma let you get away with that?"

"What?"

"Having no manners."

"Sorry. Ma'am." I hadn't called anyone sir or ma'am since tenth grade but something about Mary just made me want to do whatever she wanted.

"Good boy. You know what good boys get?"

"...What?" I swallowed nervously.

"They get rewarded." She whispered seductively in my ear and kissed my lips. Her lips tasted like heaven. I was dumbfounded, in the span less than a half hour I had been kissed by two members of Bridget's family. "You better take those to your room." I wanted to be mad but I was trying to keep my erection from growing any more than it already has. I followed Mary upstairs staring at her ass the entire way. I set Bridget's bag on the bed and was about to set my bag next to hers when Mary stopped me, "Okay, I'll show you to your room."

"My room?"

"Yeah, Mom is really traditional." Was she serious?

"He can room with me?" Natalie giggled.

"Don't be silly," she waved Natalie off who clearly was eying my crotch "now come with me."

I followed her back downstairs and set my bag in my room when I spied Billy in the doorway. "Hey, there neighbor."

"H-hey."

"Now if you need to use the bathroom it's down the hall to your left. If you need anything my room is on the end to the right."

"Thanks...Ma'am. Uh, how many rooms do you have? Five seems like it would be expensive."

"Not as expensive as you would think." She left without answering my question.

"There's plenty of rooms and levels to this old house. Daddy designed it himself." Bill closed the door and walked slowly towards me. "I can show you around. I'd hate for you to get lost and not find your way out."

"I'm fine."

"Hmm yes, you are." He grabbed my ass and I punched at him only for him to deftly perry my fist like it was nothing. "I notice you didn't tell Bridget."

"I didn't want to upset her."

"Because you liked it."

"No."

"You say no but," he grabbed my crotch and my still hard bulge and began rubbing it with his hand, "your little friend here says yes."

"Th-that's not f-from you!" Trying to slap his hand away proved pointless.

"Oh yeah? Who's it from?" He continued to rub the front of my jeans making me uncomfortably aroused. "Was it me? Or my mother?" My eyes widened, he couldn't possibly know about, "I saw you kiss her."

"She kissed me!"

"I knew it!" Damn, he trapped me. "Tell you what, why don't you come to my room after everyone else has gone to bed and we can discuss who's the better kisser." Again, very quickly, he pulled me into another kiss. This time forcing his tongue down my throat. "Until tonight." He whispered before leaving the room.

"The fuck is with this family?"