By being a pervert

Okay. Admittedly, throwing lasagna at her face that was quite irresponsible. Even though I can do whatever the hell I want someone has to call me out when I fuck up, or else I'll be fucking up on a regular basis. Hey..Speaking of fucking... Lil Willy twitched in the confines of my undies. I'm convinced I can just shove her on that table of lasagna and **** her right here on the spot, while her boyfriend watches in the distance chowing down on his spaghetti. Well, I'm pretty sure they're dating. I'm not that caught up on the relationship status of the chicks I fap off to; I couldn't care less if they're with someone. Sue me.

"Sorry about that food I got on your face, my hand slipped," I said in a fraudulent tone, "Here let me get some of that off." I brought right my hand up and started to rub it off. Well, I wasn't really rubbing it off per se. And if I was, I was most definitely doing a shit job at it. If anything I smeared it across her face some more, making a real mess of things.

"You're m- makin- it wor- se." She tried to speak, but I don't blame her for having trouble spitting it out. I was making it rather hard for her.

At this point, I was blatantly wiping my palm all over her face. After poking her cheek for the 3rd time, I brought my hand back. It was quite grubby with the lasagna I got on it. "Oh, this won't work!" Instead of whipping it off with a napkin, I decided to use the little jacket she has on.

"What's the point of this thing if you don't mind me asking?" I said while grabbing on to the hem of her coat. "I mean I know you don't mind me asking, but seriously what's the point of a jacket this short?"

She licked her lips "Well, its-"

"I mean it's sexy as hell, but it doesn't even reach your waist."

"It's for-"

"How is this supposed to keep you warm!?"

"Are you going to let me-"

"You don't need this, let me have it. I'll make use of it."

"Why the fuck are you asking me what it's for if you're not going to let me answer?" She said in a genuinely annoyed tone. I feel like even though she's a superhero, she'd legitimately put me in the hospital if it wasn't for this earring.

"I honestly just want to make you mad and watch you complain while you don't do jack squat to stop me,"

"M- mwhut?" She said while I was pulling her jacket over her messy head.

"I'm not that sure myself." I said while I ripped my pants down "Still getting used to this new power." I plopped Willy out and started pumping him "Y- Ugh. You should understand that right?"

"Yeah, I guess I do," She said with a raised brow. "What power are you talking about exactly?" She cocked her head and put her hands on her hips.

"I- Ugggh, shit. You look sexy as fuck without that jacket on! Your tits really stand out, and- Gruh!! I can visually see your hourglass figure." Willy finally shot his load out, right into her jacket. He kept spraying, and I moved the coat around to cover it up as much as possible. "Nice! I've never jazzed off to you before, but I'll make sure to do it later. I need a picture of you with your jacket off." I can't explain it, but something about seeing her body unrestricted, yet partly covered is fucking hot.

*Sigh* "Now I'm going to have to wash it again.." She looked annoyed, yet not pissed.

"Hey! What power were you talking about? I'm intrigued, supers come in all shapes and sized" Green Arrow said from his seat behind us; I forgot he was there.

"Oh, yeah I think this earring lets me do and say whatever I want."

"What?" They both said in unison.

"Yeah I know right, that's what I said at first. It's like I'm a god now."

"And like that, I lost all interest in your so-called 'power'" Green Arrow said as he went back to his spaghetti."

Black Canary took a deep breath causing her breasts to lift up like she was presenting them to me on a plate. "God, why did Clark invite so many insane people here..."

"Wait... Who's Clark?"

"Superman." She said as she started walking back to her table with Green Arrow. "And you!" She pointed her finger at the Lasagna guy. "You better eat quietly and quickly, after we're done here I'm taking you to the group."

"Wait wait wait," I said shacking my head and walking up to her. "You just told me Superman's real name?! It's Clark?"

"Clark Kent." She sat down and reached for the salad dressing.

"Why would you do that!? I mean- I don't care, but, it's his secret identity!"

"Yeah so? I don't care if you know it, I don't think he'll care either. It's normal for you to know it."

"Huh, normal." Normal... I guess that's an excellent way to describe my power, whatever I do or say is normal. Heh, I never thought I'd be happy to be considered normal. Now that I think about it, when the Green Lantern grabbed Wonderwoman, she said, hey Hal. Or something like that.. I could figure out all these guys secret identities by just asking, and even expose them online if I wanted too. Hell, I could do whatever I want... I could take over the world if I wanted to and no one would care, cause it would be a normal thing for me to do!

"Thanks, guys! You helped me understand the extent of what I can do."

"You kids are going to make me pop a vein, you're all so retarded, just shut up."

"I don't mind them; I think you're cute when you're angry." Green Arrow said with a white smile, how're his teeth so white? He's been eating spaghetti. Ah, whatever.

"So are you two dating?"

"Is it still considered dating when you're married?" Green Arrow said, genuinely confused.

"We've been married for three years, did you not see the ring?" She held up her finger.

"To be honest, no, I was too busy looking at your sexy body."

"She is extraordinarily beautiful; I'm a lucky man."

"Aw, thanks, babe." Black Canary's face softened, and she smiled at him. Yeah, he is lucky, he's the only one who got her to smile so far.

"But I'm luckier! Do you mind if I take some revealing pictures of her that I'll jack off to later, and probably post online for my fellow horny brothers?"

"Kids." She said with a sigh.

"Go at it! I don't mind; I know teens like you think with your dick."

"Thanks, I'll make sure to- FUCK!" I forgot I still don't have a phone! With this power, I can take the most lewdest photos without any repercussions, but I don't have anything to do it with!

Wait.

I wonder.

"Hey, can I see your phone for a second Black Canary? Also... what's your real name? I don't want to keep calling you Black Canary; it doesn't roll off the tongue."

She stopped right as she was going to take the first bite of her salad. "For the love of- My name's Dinah okay? And Fine, just leave me alone." She reached for her back pocket when I decided to help her out.

I grabbed her hand, "Here let me," I reached into her ass pocket, it was relatively tight. Due to the fact that she was sitting down. I had to shove my hand in there, I grabbed the phone, and gave her ass a little pinch in the process. I heard a little "Eep!" and she turned to give me a scowl. I merely smiled back at her.

I raised back up holding her phone; it was warm from being so close to her ass. And it smelled like..... a phone. "Hey what's the password on this?"

*sigh* "There's no password, it has a thumbprint scanner. Let me see it!" She swiped it from my hand, impressively fast. Simple things like that remind me how powerful these people are.

"You have a thumbprint lock?" Green Arrow said

"Yeah, I can't risk random people figuring out my password and stealing this phone. There's too much valuable information on this." She brought her thumb to the back of the phone, and it unlocked. "Here!" The tossed it towards my chest, and it hit me with a thunk. "Now please, leave me alone, you're more annoying than that lasagna man."

Ouch, that was a low blow.

Whatever, I just got myself a new phone. "I'm going to keep this now."

"Okay." She didn't even look at me.

"If.. If you don't want me to have it, you can just say so."

"Okay, I don't want you to have it." She looked at me, and held out her hand. "Give it back."

"I- um- I didn't expect you to say that. Uhhh.... No."

"Okay," she shrugged and went back to her food.

"Oh, this power is going to go to my head."

"Sure thing buddy," Green Arrow said.

I missed having a phone, I really did. I went into her phone's settings and removed her thumbprint lock and changed the password. I looked at her munching on her salad. I was standing slightly behind her, and from this angle, I could see right down her top. This will be an excellent first picture, I pulled out the camera, which was in incredible HD. "This phone must be expencive! I can make out every detail of your breasts!"

"Yeah, it's one thousand, forty-nine, ninety-nine hundred dollars."

"What the shit, and you're just giving it away?"

"I'd never give it away to some random stranger."

"But you're giving it away to me?"

"Yeah."

"A random stranger?"

"Just let me eat in peace please!"

"Well, alright then." *Snap* "But I'm not done with you."

She dropped her fork and turned her beautiful face towards me "Jesus Christ. What do you wan-"

"Your face is still messy. Here," I picked up her cum stained jacket that was on the floor, it's still wet with my semen. I grabbed the back of her head and shoved the jacket into her face. I rubbed it back and forwards, getting all that junk off. "Here we go, here we go.. Annnd" I pulled it away from her face and "Vwala!" Most of the lasagna gunk was off and replaced with some of my semen, but that's better let's be honest.

"Oh shit." She said I could smell it. "Ugh, it almost got in my mouth."

"Almost ain't good enough" I grasped for her spoon, brought it up to her jacket and scooped up a great deal of the remaining semen. "You need some spaghetti too; salad won't be enough." Bringing the spoon over to Green Arrow's plate of spaghetti, I scooped a spoon full of it. Leaving some of my semen behind, I don't think he'll notice. "And just in case if you want a little bit more of my DNA, I spat into the spoon." I stopped and looked her in the eyes, "I'm going to shove this tasty mix of my semen, some spaghetti, and my saliva into your mouth. Do you have any problems with that."

She looked at the spoon with disgust, then looked at me with her cum smeared face "You can do what you want, but I'd prefer it if you-"

"That's enough for me," I shoved the spoon into her kisser, and kept it in there. Her eyes shot out wide, "I'm keeping this in until you swallow." Her eyes shot to the left, then to the right, then back at me. And she closed her eyes and swallowed. I heard the 'gulp' sound, and saw it go down her through. "Mom would be proud of the man I'm becoming. Well, probably not, but I'm proud of myself, and that's all that matters! Say cheese!" I brought her- I mean, my phone up to her face and-

No something's missing, I stared at her sticky face as she started to cough. And then realized what would be the icing on the cake for this picture. I brought my hand forwards and grabbed the hem of her corset; then I yanked it down. I let my hands stay there for a couple of seconds while her tits bounced out onto them, they felt so warm as they swallowed my arm, each cough made them jiggle on me. She started to slow down though so I had to remove my arm from its new nest and step back. I raised my new phone up, centered her cum stained face, closed eyes, and got her spilled over tits all in view. And *Snap* took my first ever picture of many in this building!

Wait no that's my second one....