A Busty Encounter

Where the fuck do I begin? I mean seriously!

I know I want to cause some mischief, something.. unruly... something, devious. But, how do I do it? Should I find the group? Maybe I should just wander around and see what happens. Yeah, that's it! I'll walk around and be a total dick until I get bored. Hell, I'm not even scared of Wonderwoman tattling anymore. That must be why I haven't gotten in trouble. It doesn't matter if she rats me out, no one will give a shit!

I'll ride this wave of invincibility until I crash into a wall and die, at this point I can die happy. That's for sure.

I started heading over to the leftmost door. I legit have no idea where I'm going, but since fate gifted me with this strange ability, I guess I can put my trust in the unknown. You know what's funny, it's not like I even deserve this shit, I'm your normal perverted teen. It's not like I give to charity or anything, I only donate to cam girls. Does that count?

As the automatic doors opened, and I started to make my exit. I was greeted with a faceful of cleavage. And I'm not overrating when I say faceful; I actually mean a faceful. My mug landed right in-between two creamy white jugs. The **** of our two forward momentums didn't cause me to bounce back as you'd expect to happen in an anime. Rather, my entire face simply sat in her cleavage. And whoever was walking towards me stopped in place.

I just recovered from my sexual high after cumming in and on Nichole, so I wasn't planning on busting a nut anytime soon. It's not like I'm a sexual monster who lives to cum. Well, at least I'm usually not, but when Huge Hector or god forbid, Tremendous Trevor starts to take the wheel, sometimes I can't help it! I haven't seen Trevor in ages; he only shows up when the situation is too sexy for reason.

I stood there for some time, enjoying the sensation. These tits are somehow soft enough to let my face sink into them like memory foam, yet firm enough to hold me in place. I realized her breasts were slightly moist, like a lubricant, helping my face slide in deeper. And her skin smells like soap, ah, reminds me of fresh shea butter. Whoever this is must've recently showered. Heh.. I might just fall asleep again, right here, it's not like whoever it is will mind...

I closed my eyes and-

"Fucking tit shit!"

I landed face first on the metal floor, whoever I was leaning on walked away and didn't say jack shit! What's worse is that the sensation of having my face in that situation made Big Billy pop in to say hello, he rested himself gently between the thighs of whoever that was. But when I fell on the floor, he took the bulk of the blow. Jesus Christ the pain! I don't expect to see Billy for a while after that, and I'm mad! All he wanted was to do was say hello. I don't care who that bitch is or even if it isn't her fault my power made her not give a shit. My dick is the Ying to my Yang; you mess with the Willies, you mess with me! You can call me the avenger, cause I'm going to do some avenging.

I stood up, rubbing my dick gently. "That's going to hurt for a while.." Then I turned around to march back into the Food Court, "I swear that as long as my name's Sam. I will find whoever-" Oh. There she is, walking to a table with a plate of salad. Then I recognized her.

It's the chick that was who was fighting Green Arrow before. Speaking of the Green Arrow, he was sitting cross-legged on the opposite side of her table. He was eating spaghetti, with a lot more meat on his plate, compared to his female companion. She removed her jacket as she sat down with him, and they started talking and laughing about who cares what. It's time for me to figure out the best way to avenge my-

"Ah, that felt good. I needed to unload the Mud whistle if you get what I'm saying." It's the lasagna guy coming back in, from I'm assuming using the restroom. I hope he doesn't start eating more- Nevermind he's going right back to filling his face, poor man he needs help. Luckily for him, there are two superheroes here who can help him find the proper treatment he needs-

"Who the hell is this?" The blond chick muttered. "I thought all the guests left.."

"I'm not quite sure, but his plate doesn't look healthy in the slightest."

"What plate? He basically covered the whole table in lasagna," she sighed as she stood up and pushed her chair back. "Hey listen, you need to go and join the rest of the group." She crossed her arms under her breasts which managed to boost up her bust and make her look more menacing at the same time.

"Hey man! Haha Nah, man."

"What?" She said, cocking her head. "You have to leave, now; they shouldn't be far."

"Cool man."

"Hehe." Green Arrow started snickering. "This isn't funny! I want to enjoy my meal peacefully!"

"I personally find this humorous."

"I was thinking the same thing man." Lasagna guy said as he started sloppily munching down on his lasagna. He was chewing with his mouth open making loud, sloppy sounds. Which only managed to piss her off even more. Her muscle toned ass cheeks are even tightening; she must be raging on the inside.

I have a new found respect for this guy.

"Do you know who I am?"

"I'm hungry, don't talk to me man."

"Don't call me man, I'm the Black Canary. And since I'm the only member of the Justice League present, that makes me in charge. I'm ordering you to leave! Please." She clenched her fist.

"I wouldn't mess with her if I were you," Green Arrow stated from afar.

Oh shit! She's the Black Canary!? I feel so retarded and ashamed; I should be able to determine all the Justice League babes by the size and shapes of their tits by now. The fan club at school would be most disappointed.

Anyway, I can tell she has an attitude, and I do think this guy does need a slap to the head. That might snap him out of his lasagna craze. But like I stated before, he's pissing her off, and after what she did to my willy. I want to fuck with her, so yeah, I'm not going to let her mess with him. Honestly, he's starting to rub off on me.

I guess it's time to be a hero.

"Hey stop!" Both of them turned to look at me. By both of them, I mean Green Arrow and Black Canary. Lasagna guy was in a world of his own.

"What?" She said to me. Still with her fist clenched, she's about to fuck this guy up if I don't do anything.

"Well, to be honest, I didn't think this far ahead," I said as I walked up between her and Lasagna man. She cocked her eyebrow, and folded her arms under her bust again, and stared at me, sort-of daring me to mess with her. Don't mind if I do. "All I know is that I'm going to fuck with you."

I smashed my hand into some of the lasagnas on the table behind me. And I threw it at her square in the face.