Fuck, yeah!

It takes you a minute to work out what she’s saying, then –

‘Fuck. Yes, Emma!’ She squeals as you grab her around the waist and toss her down onto the back seat. ‘But first, I’m licking your cunt. It’s only fair. You did it for me.’

‘I – are you sure?’ Emma looks thoroughly uncertain. ‘I mean, I know boys don’t like – I don’t know if it’s nice down there –’

‘Emma. Fucking. Watson!’ She looks slightly shocked as you snap her name. ‘If I ever hear you generalising my gender again, based on the decidedly unrepresentative sample of one complete cunt, I swear to God I will spank you.’

Emma giggles; a glorious, melodic sound. ‘Sorry. But… seriously, it’s okay if you don’t want to –’

You give her a little tap across the buttocks just to show her you mean business. It certainly has the desired effect; Emma squeaks, and clamps her hands over her butt. ‘I’m sorry!’

‘You’re sorry, and…’

‘And – and –’

‘And I have your permission to eat your cunt,’ you tell her, coaxingly. ‘Come on now.’

‘Oh, Lord…’ Emma laughs wildly. ‘Please, eat my cunt. I wish you’d eat my cunt. I’ve been wanting you to eat my cunt since –’

Her words are cut off by the rush of a moan when – deciding it’s rude to keep the lady waiting – you dive right in.

Emma needn’t have feared; her cunt is as delectable as, well, as cunts ever are. It’s not the taste that’s so erotic, exactly; it’s more who it is you’re doing it to, whose cunt you’re getting to suck, that makes the procedure so enjoyable.

And there’s no more incredible cunt in the world to get to suck than Emma fucking Watson’s.