Chapter 8 by Dogdog

So what now?

Figuring things out

You've heard the saying, curiosity kills that cat, right? Yeah, me neither. Well not really, I've heard of it before. But let's be honest, if you were in my position you'd be curious too!

Wonderwoman's one of the most powerful women in existence, and yet she's letting me push her around like I'm her boss or something.

Now I'm not a smart man, but I'm pretty confident that this earring has something to do with it. Hell, sometimes I forget that I'm even a man. I'm a fucking pansy! So you can understand the thrill that I'm feeling right now. If this earring is somehow causing me to affect Wonderwoman, well shit. I've got to figure out more about this; I don't even know the limits, what I can and can't do. I know I can boss her around, but that seems to be it. I told her to give me the other earring, and she shot me down. But hey I'm not complaining, there's something about insulting her that's stimulating. Like stroking a tiger...

I'll push it slowly, and if I see any signs that I went too far I'll stop... Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that whenever I feel like ditching. So far I've been pushing her around verbally, well, except spitting in her face. In hindsight, that was incredibly idiotic, but it makes me think. How far I can push her physically... I pulled my eyes up from her ass to start making my move; if I'm going to test this, It would be best to do it while we're alone. I have no idea how other people would react.

I sped up to her pace and grabbed her hand, she glanced down to my hand in hers, then kept walking. Wow, last time I caught a females hand I was sent to the headmaster's office for sexual harassment. I feel like holding hands would be a good starting test, she wouldn't kill me for grabbing her hand. But she logically shouldn't be letting me do this. I wonder...

Lil Willy sent an idea into my brain, and I can't say no to Willy!

I let go of her heavenly hand and shoved my right hand into my jorts. It's about time I give poor Willy some hands-on time, I haven't been here for long, but he's been begging for release. Well actually now's not the time for that, but he does deserve a little scratch. After some satisfying scratching. I pulled my hand out and went back out to grab Wonderwoman's exposed hand.

This time she didn't even glance down. She just kept walking in her reasonably swift pace.

"Hey, is it okay that we're holding hands?"

"I don't mind." She said absently

"Yeah well, I scratched my dick with this hand. His name is Little Willy, and he thinks you're incredibly sexy." I looked up at her face to see if her expression changed. Nope. She looked like I just asked her for the time.

"Oh, well that's disgusting. But whatever."

Sh.. She... She doesn't care! This is making no sense, and it's starting to hurt my head. What the fuck is up with this earring? It's so powerful that it's affecting her and she doesn't even know! I can't tell whether I should be aroused or scared. Will she randomly snap out of it? And then proceed to snap me? No, she won't. I insulted her, threatened her, spat in her face, and grabbed her with my dick scented hand. If she had a problem, she definitely would have stopped me by now.

"Here we are." She said, snapping me out of my internal battle.

Oh hell no. I'm not ready to see the others yet, especially the other superheroes! This earring might only affect one person at a time.

The automatic doors started opening, but I needed more quiet time with her to figure shit out. I grabbed her by her undies and pulled her back away from the door. It took a lot of strength, and I was only able to pull her back because she wasn't even trying to stop me. She let me pull her like a sack of potatoes.

I grabbed her ass and spun her around. "What the hell is going on? I stole these earrings from you, and now you're acting strange!" I yelled right into her face. "Is this part of your plan, to make me think I can get away with anything? And then when we go into that room with everyone else they all gang up on me!? Was this your plan from the beginning? Is this even real? Is it all a test? Are you-"

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I need to go back to the group."

"You really are delusional.. This earring is affecting you, and you can easily make it stop yet you're too blind to do jack squat."

She turned around and started walking back to the door.

"Nope!" I grabbed her by the ass again to stop her in place. Then walked around in front of her holding my arms out wide. If you want to go back to the group, you have to stop me.

She put her hands on her hips like her classic Wonderwoman pose, but she wasn't smiling. She wasn't frowning either, she just bored and stood there waiting.

I'm pretty confident she wouldn't do shit to me by now, so I walked up to her and put my hands in my pants again. I scratched my dick pretty hard for a solid 10 seconds. Taking my hands out of my pants I looked her right in the eye and shoved my hand into her mouth. She didn't even mumble or seemed surprised; she just accepted it like she did everything else. I pulled my hand out of her mouth with a pop and brought it down to touch her glorious globes, finally. I should have done this from the beginning. As I reached her chest plate, it wasn't soft at all; it's actually like armor. Huh, who would have guessed? But what's the point of covering the bottom half of her tits in armor when the top half is exposed to the world? Whatever, I went over her chest plate to caress her breasts. They were so smooth and held up by her corset; It was like she was presenting me them on a plate. I slapped her left tit and saw it jiggle like a water balloon on a plate. Then brought my hand up and slid it between her warm, inviting cleavage that I fapped to for years. It felt so right; I started wiggling my hand in there, it was tight yet soft. The perfect mixture, I could have kept my hand in there forever. And I would have if I didn't get the idea to shove my face into that inviting cavern. And shove my face I did, it felt like two massive warm water balloons were massaging my face. My face touched the chest behind her two globes. I took in a deep breath of her sent and stuck out my tongue and licked her chest and her curvaceous cleavage. I licked all of it, made it sweet and slimy, I wanted her to have my DNA all over her chest. I was deep in her cleavage when I noticed, under her left tit my nose brushed past something metal.

Pulling my face out I noticed that, one, she was bending forward this whole time. Was it to give me better access? Or did I pull her down without realizing? Eh, that doesn't matter. What made me pull out in the first place was something silver poking out of her cleavage. It was the other earring! I completely forgot about that; maybe I should grab it. Who knows, it might make this earring I have on now even stronger. Then it would affect more than one person! I could actually do this to Wonderwoman, but in public! I don't know why she didn't give it to me when I told her too; maybe I can't command her. But I'm pretty sure by now she won't stop me if I reach in and take it...

These kids are all fucking retards. Act like adults! Here I am using my green lantern ring, one of the most powerful cosmic items in existence, to amuse these manchildren.

I sighed for the umpteenth time, holding my fist out I projected a pigeon. I was disappointed when I heard some "Oooh's" and "Aahhh's." Have these people never seen what I can do before? There are videos of me making much more impressive shit online. I just made the pigeon in hopes they'd get bored and walk away. But a couple of them sat down with plates of food; I have a feeling they won't get bored any time soon...

Maybe I can shift the load onto someone else like Diana did to me. Where the fuck is Kara? Or Arthur? I wouldn't say I'm much of a people person; I've been spending most of my time in space lately training. Screw it; I don't care who it is, I don't want to deal with this. Whoever comes in next's going to take these people, I'd rather do-

Anything else.

Huh? Perfect! The leftmost door to the Food Court started opening. I'll give whoever comes through this responsibility and dip before they can say no. Wait- Diana? Finally! How long does it take a goddess to use the restroom? She owes me for this; I was never aboard with this open expo plan.

The door opened halfway and then- It started to close....Did they back up? What!? Did she decide that she didn't want to deal with this anymore? Oh hell no. I'm not a circus clown here to entertain! That's Zatanna's thing. I got up and started walking to the door.

"Where are you going?"

"Aw, the pigeon's gone."

"What's happening now!?"

Jesus. It's like whatever I do is rewarded with gasps of shock...

This isn't a good position to be caught in. I had Wonderwoman bent slightly forward, with my head looking right into her cleavage. Left hand holding her chest plate in place, and my right hand moving slowly to her left breast. I didn't want to rush this because so far, this other earring she's holding is the only thing she has denied me. Everything else she didn't care about, but this earring was off limits. So yeah, I was moving slowly. Looking at her face the whole time, if she reacted negatively for even a second. I'd count my losses, I mean I don't need this other earring. Heck, I don't need anything! I groped Wonderwoman, The, Wonderwoman! I can die happy. But the curiosity of what powers that other earring holds. And the fact that it was not just stuck between her ass cheeks so tight that she had to dig her hands in there to pull it out. But it also found its way underneath her tits; I need that thing on my ear, it must smell amazing!

But now I feel like I was taking too long, because as I was inches away from grabbing it. And she was doing nothing to stop me, the door behind me opened.

"There you are!" I jumped back, shoved my hands in my pocket, and started whistling. Perhaps I wasn't caught. I noticed it was the Green Lantern. Dammit, he must've seen us when the door slightly opened.

"Oh, hey Hal," Wonderwoman said

Frozen in fear I stood there quietly, praying beyond belief that she wouldn't rat me out. But it's not like she'd need to, during this whole situation, Huge Hector decided it was time to poke out of my pants to say hello. And even though I was balls deep in fear of getting caught, the memory of what I've done to Wonderwoman, plus all the shit that I could do to her was too strong to make Hector go away.

"I was-" She continued, but was interrupted by a neon green hand pulling her past me and into the Food Court.

"Hey watch it!" I said, giving him a spiteful glare, while I pulled my arm out of his grip "Look, I know you're not a fan of this expo, I'm honestly not either. I think Superman was the only one who's actually into it, and now he left me in charge! So I'm not happy either."

I noticed him soften a bit, "Yeah well, these people are making me want to go back to the Green Lantern Corps. I'd rather be training than entertaining these people, at least then I'd be getting stronger."

"Heh, I'm sorry about that. But I had to do something important, and you helped me out." I playfully punched him. He winced. Did I do it too hard?

"Did you actually have to use the bathroom?"

"No, It was much more important than that. Look... um... give me a sec..." I wanted to show him the earring but remembered it's under my one of my breasts. I didn't want to make it awkward, so I turned around and brought my hand up to fish it out. After a couple seconds of awkward silence, I finally pulled it out. Bet that kid pushed it farther under one of my breasts when he was groping me before.

"Look," I showed him the earring "Zatanna gave this and another one to me, she said they were dangerous and contained powerful magic. We're going to study it when she gets back, she had to leave in a rush."

"Oh, so she wanted you to meet her privately when she gave them to you?"

"Uh... Well, I..." I didn't want to tell him about how I put it in my pants, and it got stuck in my butt cheeks. That's extra, nonimportant, information. "Yeah, basically. That's why I had to leave."

"Okay, that's all making sense. But what took you so long? If she was in a rush, you shouldn't have been out for as long as you were."

"Yeah, that boy that went with me was slowing me down. He kept asking me stupid questions-"

"I can relate to that, these people, I swear they've never looked at our wiki page."

"I mean, the questions didn't slow me down too much, but then he started to grab my ass and hands. Spit in my face and breasts. You can still see some of the salivae. And he was groping me before you came. So I hope you can understand why it took me so long."

"Uh... what...what the fuck?!"

"Shh, Hal, watch the language. We don't want them to hear."

"Wait wait wait wait wait-"

"What was strange about that kid was he kept looking at me while he touched me. It's like he expected me to lash out at any second and break his arm as I would do to anyone else who tried that. He was weird."

"Um. Diana?"

"Yes?"

"You... let him.. touch you?" He said slowly.

"Yes."

"This complete stranger?"

"Yes."

"You also let him spit in your face?" He was talking to me like I was the kid here.

"Yeah, I need to get something to wipe it off. It's uncomfortable."

"And you said those earrings are magical?"

"Mmhmm, I'm not sure what they do yet but I'll-"

"Where's the other one?" He cut me off, what is up with him? He's acting like what that kid did was strange.

"The other earring?"