Getting a lil cocky

"What's taking Barry so long?" Superman while looking at his watchless wrist. "He's supposed to be the fast one the group; it's his thing."

*Flash*

"Hey man, sorry I took so long, I stopped by that Shawarma Shack 70 miles back," Flash said, with two takeout bags in his hands.

"A Shawarma Shack? I don't remember passing one."

"Yeah well that's what happens when you fly, you miss out on all lot. Especially the shawarma!"

"At least the views are better in the air, and I don't have to worry about crashing into shit."

"Oh my gosh watch the language. Superman, there are kids nearby!" The Flash said mockingly.

"Wait seriously?!" Superman said with wide eyes.

"Bro, I'm joking. Why are you so uptight? Maybe some shawarma will calm you down. Which one do you want? Chicken or beef?"

"Oh, I'd actually like some beef, thanks." Superman grabbed the bag and unwrapped the grub. "Dude... does this have mustard? I hate mustard! Let me have the other one-"

"They both have mustard!? Are you serious? I don't want this."

"Well excuse me! That's what I get for going out of my way to get you shawarma; I'll remember this-"

"Achem"

"Huh?" Flash and Superman turned around.

"Circe!" Superman yelled.

"Um, who's the floating chick? And how the heck did she sneak up on someone with super hearing!?"

"I have mastered many spells of stealth. But with your bickering, anyone could sneak up on you. Is this what you're like when you're by yourselves?"

"Yeah basically."

"What are you playing at Circe? We beat you once; we'll do it again!"

"I wasn't there the first time, but yeah! What he said!"

"No need to be violent, if I wanted to fight I would have attacked you two while you were distracted." She said calmly. "You see, your little Justice group has something, well, two things... That belongs to me, and I intend to reclaim them."

Superman and The Flash stood there blankly.

"Is it the shawarma?"

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

I learned about Newton's third law years ago; It always applied no matter what I did. It's true for something as simple as throwing a ball, and it's still true for more complicated things. Like sneaking into a superheroines' bathroom, and stealing an earring from her underwear. Or at least, I thought the third law would apply to that. You see, I should be dead right now. Or at best, punished. **** to mop the entire Watchtower in my underwear while people gawked at me. It would only be fair. But for some reason, my action caused no reaction whatsoever.

Now, most people in my situation would take this as a win and just dip. Not me though, you see, I'm a man of science. Especially the sexy kind. And this muscular, amazon woman, is just standing right over me like nothing is wrong. Did she just so happen to forget that she was mad at me literally seconds ago? Maybe she has short-term memory loss? What if she randomly remembers? Then she'll rip my dick off and toss me into space!? Or she might throw me into one of their sells with all the other villains! You know what, I changed my mind, fuck what I said about being a man of science. Starting now I'm a man of survival! I just need to get up from under this-

I'm stuck... She's still standing on that wall she toppled on me, maybe... I should ask for her to help me up? If she forgot about what happened, she should be happy to help out a person in need...

"I.. Uh... Ms. Wonderwoman?"

"Hmm?" She said

"Could you... help me up?"

"Oh, yeah sure!" She said as she lifted the wall off me like it was paper, then straight up threw me into the air and onto my feet.

Jesus Christ, I forgot how strong she is! Yeah, I think I'll get out of here while the getting's good.

"Well uh, I'll be at the food court with everyone else. So... Bye!"

"Mmhm" She mumbled while fidgeting with her underwear

I don't know what's up with her, and frankly; I don't want to know. I was about to leave when I realized. I have no idea where the food court is, the last thing I want is to get lost in this spacecraft. I turned around to ask her for the directions and gasped.

She's pulling down her underwear, all the way to the floor. Right in front of me! She didn't even wait for me to leave, it's like she doesn't care! Here I am, a 19-year-old college student. Looking at Wonderwoman. The. Wonderwoman, bottomless. She has the perfect figure, her legs and thighs toned to perfection. Buttery smooth, but we've all seen her thighs before. Especially with the internet. What I haven't seen before, was her shaved lips, and perfectly perky posterior. It was honestly the most beautiful thing I've ever laid my eyes on. Maybe she's really a slut? And she just doesn't care that I'm looking because we're alone. As long as she leaves her underwear down forever, I'll be happy.

I just want to walk up and touch her heavenly pussy, smoosh her cake like ass. So that's what I did, or tried to do. As soon as I got close enough to smell her womanly aroma. She pulled her underwear up. I knew it! She's a tease! She has some kind of spell over me, and I keep falling for it, if she weren't so powerful, I'd give her a piece of my mind! And was that-

That's the other earring that was in her ass! Oh, that's why she pulled down he pants again. To take it out, it must've been in there deep if it took her so long to find it. That's the earring I want on my ear; it was literally stuck between her ass cheeks, that one must have her distinct aroma radiating all over it. This other one I have on now is useless, and it looks like shit. I only put it on so I could have her special smell right next to my face. But they smell like normal earrings!

I was about to take it off when Wonderwoman dropped the other earring down her top, and it fell into the space between her tits.

"This should be more comfortable," She said to herself.

Does she really not notice me here?

She walked right past me and out of the bathroom, leaving me there with my mouth open looking at her ass sway away. Wow.....

Oh shit. "Wait for me!"

"Oh hey," She said nonchalantly

Okay, I need to ask. I don't understand what the hell is going on, is she a slut? Or does her memory actually suck dick?

"So.. can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah sure."

"Um, okay. Uh..." Just say it! " Why did you pull down your 'pants' right in front of me? Don't get mad! I'm just curious, totally not a pervert, just observant."

"The earrings were uncomfortable in my pants, one of them even got stuck up my butt. So I brought my pants down to take it out."

"Wait, but, you only took one out?"

"Yeah, of course, you have the other one on your ear. Did you forget?"

"No, I... Don't you want both of them?"

"Yeah, I was going to put them both in the vault because apparently, they're dangerous. Even I can sense some type of energy coming off them. So when Zatanna get's back, I'll look over both of them with her. Unless you still have that earring on, then I guess we'll just look over this other one in my breasts."

"You're saying you don't mind me keeping this earring?"

"I don't see any problem with you keeping it, if you want to give it back to us so we can look over it that would be nice. But it's totally normal for you to keep it if you want."

This conversation is giving me more questions than answers, but she did help remind me. I completely forgot what that magic girl said about these earrings being dangerous. But since I put it on, it's been everything but dangerous.

"But I stole this from you, you dropped it on the floor for a couple of seconds, and I just took it and swooped it on my ear. You're fine with that?"

"Yeah pretty much."

I'm not sure how, or why, but for some reason, it's like she's letting me get away with anything. And I'm pretty sure these "dangerous" earrings have something to do with it. Let me see what it'll be like if I'm just straight with her.

"Well I'm going to keep this earring, I'm never going to give it back to you. I don't care if it's dangerous or if it can blow up and kill everyone on the ship, I'm going to keep it and play around with it irresponsibly."

"Oh, okay, I'll tell Zatanna that we can only study the earring I have."

"You sure? You can have both of them, all you have to do is tell me to take it off and give it back to you. I did steal them from you, and you are the one in charge here. I am just your guest."

"I guess I could, but I don't see the point. You can do what you want with them, yes you stole them from me. But that's neither here nor there. It would be rude for me to break the norm and just **** you to take them off."

For some reason, I find it fun to push around someone who could break my bones in three seconds. I might be getting too cocky for my own good.

"Alright, I'm going to figure out what's dangerous about this

earring and use it to take over the world, after I destroy this space station of course." I walked in front of her, and she bumped into me, my face when right into her cleavage. I didn't move my face from her two pillow sacks; I love how I can just boss her around like she's putty in my hands!

I looked up at her with my face still flush in her cleavage

"So, are you going to stop me, bitch? Or are you going to let me figure out the true power of the earring and take over the world while I destroy everyone you know and love?" And for added measure, I spat right into her face from the safety of her cleavage.

She flinched.

Oh heck, that might have been too far! I backed out and pulled my face out of her beautiful cleavage. But, she didn't do anything. She just tried whipping my saliva off with her hands but only managed to smear it some more.

"Yeah, I guess you can do that if you want, now come on, let's go to the food court and meet the others. I need to get a napkin to wipe off your spit."

Well, then, I guess I got scared for nothing. There is something strange about this earring; maybe I should talk to that magic chick about it. She'd probably know more.

But I wonder, what's special about the other earring. Is it even more dangerous? Since Wonderwoman will let me boss her around, I can have her give it to me.

"Hey, Wondercunt!"

"Hm, are you talking to me?" Wonderwoman said while turning around.

"Yeah, give me that other earring in your tits. I want to put it on my ear and smell it. It has to have a fantastic aroma from being not just stuck in between your ass cheeks but now your tits. I want it, now."

"Sorry, but no. I have to put it in the vault, now come along don't get lost.

Wait, what!? I thought I could boss her around? I thought these earrings somehow made her my little bitch. Did she just say no? Huh, well shit. I guess I can't get her to do anything, but I wonder... what's her limit...

Like I said before, I'm a man of science, so maybe it's time to experiment....