Experiment more with the Labyrinth.

You open your eyes.

Back in the labyrinth again, home sweet home.

With last night's memories returning to you, you briefly wondered how Miss Cardigan was doing. Would it be a good idea to check up on her now, or let her gather her thoughts in peace and wait for your planted suggestion to settle into her new life?

Hm... Maybe it would be better if you just wait until Monday to see the results in real life. Then decide later.

Already waiting for you in the Labyrinth's halls was good ol' John Doe, who was...

Uh...

Who was sitting on top of some sort of Egyptian theme bed, which was carried by two old guys wearing Ancient Egyptian toga costumes, while John himself had some sort of Pharoah hat on.

You... You don't... Uh...

"Heya John, mah boy! Glad to see you and Sis getting along so well as fuckbuddies!" John greeted cheerfully from his bed.

"Yeah..." You muttered, before pointing at the whole... Thing? "To what do I owe the pleasure of meeting you, O' Mighty Pharoah God King John Doe, Master of Dreams?"

"Oh this?" He gestured towards the whole ensemble, "I just won a bet. That's all."

"Okay... So who are these two then?" You asked, pointing at the two older men who looked like they would rather be dead right now instead of doing this.

"Oh, the guy in the glasses is Carl, and the guy with the beard is Sigmund." John introduced them.

You feel like you knew them from somewhere... But for the life of you, you can't seem to remember where. You didn't even know that there were other people in this world besides you and John. Guess you aren't as special as you thought.

Still, you felt like you needed to introduce yourself to these new guys. "Nice to meet you. I'm John Doe." You looked up at the other John Doe briefly, before correcting yourself, "The other John Doe that's not forcing you to carry me around like a king, at least..."

Carl nods to you in greeting but doesn't say a word. Sigmund pointedly ignores you.

John continued, "They're not allowed to talk at the moment. As per condition of the bet."

"Why is not being able to talk a condition?"

"So that I can mess with them." He chuckled, "Like this, watch."

John leans over to the side next to the perpetually frowning Carl, "Hey Carl! I heard there's a rumor going around that you eat boogers off the carpet!" John giggled maniacally, "If that's not true, you better speak up and tell us now!"

Carl rolled his eyes but stayed silent.

You smirked. Admittedly, you'd probably do something like that too if given the opportunity.

"You're a cruel **** driver, Lord Pharoah." You chuckled.

"Ah, he knows I'm just playing." John laughed and rubbed Carl's depressed cheeks, "Carl and I are good friends. Isn't that right, Carl?"

Subtitles appeared on the bottom of Carl's face as he looked at you, which read out 'Kill me now.'

"Hey! Subtitles aren't allowed either! Get that shit outta here!" John chastised, smacking the words away from his face. Then he leans back on his Pharoah bed, "So anyways, need something?"

You shake your head, "No. No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I just get booted back in here everytime I go to sleep. Not like I come here on my own or anything."

"Oh, alright." John stretched, sitting up on his bed, "Well if you're looking for something to do to pass the time until you wake up, why not fuck around a bit in other people's dreams? Test out your mind's capabilities on others, have sex with random strangers, or better yet, convince more girls to join your harem!"

...

Wow.

"You know, I just realized how extremely pervasive this whole 'traveling through other people's dreams' thing is. Is any of this actually morally ethical at all?"

Carl actually lights up when he hears this, smiling as he responds, "It all depends on how you use-"

"HEY, heeeey! Carl!" John snapped his fingers, admonishing the old man as he reminded him, "What were the conditions of the bet again?"

Carl sighed in annoyance, before shutting up.

"Ahem..." John cleared his throat, and then takes on continuing off where Carl left off himself, "All depends on how you use the Labyrinth for, buddy. I would recommend just doing whatever the hell you wanna do here though."

"Right..." You rose an incredulous eyebrow, before looking around in thought. "I guess I might as well poke around to better understand how this whole place works."

"'Kay, have fuuun!" John waved goodbye as you start wandering around.

You considered briefly which door you wanted to go in first, before deciding to fuck it and just go in the first door on your right.