Fiona's Words of Wisdom

The first part of the walk back is long and quiet. Penny seems lost in a dreamland all her own. Occasionally she would cuddle into you or squeeze your arm. She would say things like. "You really are so handsome today." "You are the best Dad ever." and "I love you so much."

You are simply lost in thought. About halfway home when you finally say. "Penny, these things we do. Let's just keep it in the family okay? We don't need to be telling outsiders about any of this."

"I know, I know. But it was sooo fun! Ha ha ha! The look on their faces. And you go so hard! Ha ha ha! It's just playtime stuff, like you said." She gives you a little shake. "Besides, I'm proud to be seen with you Daddy. I'm proud to be your lover. I'm not like Mama, I'm not ashamed."

"She's not ashamed Penny, it is just that we've got to be careful. What we do isn't accepted in..."

"I don't care about that! I'll tell the world if you want me too!" She takes a step away from you and shouts. "HEY WORLD! THIS IS MY DADDY AND WE'RE..."

"SHHHHH, Geez Penny. Shhhhh." You wave your hands at her.

She is laughing. "Make me shush Daddy, come make me be quiet." That trouble making look is on her face once more. She squares up with you, daring you to come at her. "I'm gonna say it Daddy...uh oh...here I go...oh no...look at those people over there...I'm going to tell them we're lovers...ohhh boy...what will they think of us?"

"Penelope, stop this." You say sternly.

"Make me Daddy. Come make me." She has a devilish playful grin on her face. She unzips her jacket and gets ready for some rough housing. You knew what she wanted, but you hadn't wrestled with her like that since she was 12. She's always been a rough and tumble girl. You were pretty sure it wouldn't go how it used to now that she was in the prime of her life. "You better come make me! I'm gonna say something!"

"Penny, I'm not going to wrestle with you on the street. You're a grown woman for goodness sake, people will think I'm **** you or something."

Her grin only widens as she hisses quietly. "Then come **** me Daddy, come try and see what happens." She was giggly and full of way too much youthful exuberance. "Oh no...here I go..." She takes a big breath in.

"Penny...don't...don't you dare! Your mother and I have worked very hard to make a life here...we don't want to have to move again!" Your words did nothing to dissuade her. Jesus this kid was off the chain!

"HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN TO THIS..." She shouts.

You cringe as you await the inevitable.

"...I'VE GOT THE BEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!" She jumps at you and throws her arms around your neck giggling up a storm. You grunt as she puts her whole weight on you and you are nearly pulled off your feet, she was short but dense.

The looks of the people around you have a look of 'Awww, that's sweet'. Many smile at the expressive display of daughterly affection. You let out a breath of relief. She plants a big kiss on your lips. "I told you I'd be a good girl. I was just goofing. You looked like I was going to give it all away!" She is laughing.

"Okay, okay." You say. "You got me."

The rest of the way home is much more lively. Penny's dreamy joy transforming into something more frenetic. Her jubilant mood and boundless energy was getting the better of her. She could probably do with a good workout or something you think. She is talking fast and touching you and pulling at you and clapping you on the back more and more. She could hardly contain her happiness! Oh to be young again.

"I can't wait to get home!" She says at one point. "I am so ready for some more fun!"

"We'll see Penny, we'll see." Is all you say to that.

You finally see home up ahead. It must be getting close to 11 by now, you'd been gone most of the morning for what was supposed to be a quick bagel and coffee.

As you enter you see Elsie sitting on the couch doing something on a tablet, crossword or some such time waster. She looks up and smiles. "Well good morning early birds! Where have you two been?" She gets up to come hug you like she always did when you got home. She hugs each of you in turn. You felt happy to be home, to feel her again.

Penny chirps. "We went for breakfast and hit the library."

Elsie sees Penny's new pendant. "Ohh wow, that's nice! When did you get that?"

Penny smiles proudly. "Daddy bought if for me." As El admires it Penny is giving her mother a very intense look that you couldn't quite read. "Isn't it nice?" Penny asks. El nods, saying it was just beautiful. El goes to touch it but Penny reaches up suddenly and grasps it in her hand. "I love it so much." She says, not letting her mother touch it.

You were so glad to finally see Elsie, it was way past time to have that talk with her, no matter what. Unfortunately Elsie seemed to have similar thoughts, just not with you.

El looks at her daughter, a kind maternal look in her eye. "Penelope, could we talk? We really need to talk about what happened last night." Elsie looks at you trustingly. "I'm sure your father already explained things, but I thought we should have a girl to girl talk."

You? Explain things? Fuck, you'd bumbled through your whole damn morning with her and didn't feel like anything was clearer. If anything it was more muddled than ever. The pair of them head to the kitchen together.

You head upstairs to find your phone, to see if you had gotten any messages. There was just a single missed message. It consists of just four words.

You. Stupid. Mother. Fucker.

It was from Fiona. You give her a call back to see what the hell that was about.

She answers. "You stupid motherfucker."

You respond tersely, annoyed at your older sister. She suddenly sounded like she did 20 years ago again. "Yeah, I got that part. What the hell?"

You hear a long exasperated sigh on the other end. "Jesse...Jesus Christ...Jesse what the fuck are you doing? Elsie called me a bit ago. She told me everything. Fuck you are dumber than I though. Letting your own daughter cuck you like a bitch, who the fuck does that? Congratulations idiot, El just figured out what a wimp dick you really are! Jesus Christ!"

You bristle at the insults. "Fiona, listen, this is between the three of us. You don't need..." You couldn't help but wonder. "Wait. Why did El call you?"

"To get some fucking pointers for your new fetish, me being the expert on the subject. She still loves you dummy, damned if I know why, and she wants to make you happy. Jesse, how can I say this?" She thinks. "You aren't playing with fire here, you just fucking self immolated!" In her voice you could sense a strange mixture of real genuine concern and raw anger. "I TOLD Elsie not to fuck around with this shit and I just assumed you would know better. But nope, you two are fucking idiots. You two had it so good! You were living the fucking dream. True love and all that shit. And now you decide to 'spice it up'. Fuck. This is powerful dangerous stuff you're messing with little brother."

You get defensive. "Elsie and I would never let something like this come between us."

She sighs again, trying to be patient with you. "Uh huh, tell me that again in a year. Jesse, listen, I know this shit, this is my world you are in now. Do you have any ideas how many divorces I've seen, how many me and my people have caused? Even those that don't end that way, things are never the same again." You weren't sure what to say. She continues. "Okay listen, you are in it now. You have to just go with it. Put your ego aside Jesse and embrace it, it's your only hope at this point. Enjoy the ride and be ready to learn some hard truths. You're fucked now, but you may as well make the best of it. I gave El some pointers." Fiona gives a half-hearted chuckle. "That much was fun I must say. Pure perfect little Elsie...anyways. I guarantee you you'll pretty much have a constant hard on for the next few months. You'll cum more than you have in the last few years. As I said, this is powerful stuff. You're getting hard right now thinking about it aren't you?"

You mumble something incoherent, she was right of course.

She suddenly shifts gears. "You are actually kind of lucky, having it be Penny. I have to admit this is a unique situation, I'm not exactly sure of all the intricacies with a daughter being involved. But at least you don't have an Alpha male to deal with, they are a fucking pain in the ass I'll tell you that. They'll fuck up a relationship just for shits and giggles. They're fun to break mind you. Anyways, at least she's not going to try to steal Elsie away from you. Although..."

There is a pause, longer than normal. "...you have to be careful with her Jesse. With Penny. The love between a daughter and her father..." There is an even longer pause, you knew how much this issue stirred your sister up. You give her the time she needs. "Just go easy on her okay? She is at a delicate time in her life. No matter how rough she gets with you, she's still just a kid under that facade. Remember that. You take care of that niece of mine. If you hurt her I guarantee will personally come over there and kick your little cuck beta ass! You are her Dad, don't you fucking ruin that! Anything else, but not that!"

"Don't worry, Penny is fine." You assure her. You couldn't help think back to those intense loving eyes of hers after your library tryst. The love, the trust, the tenderness. Fiona was right, you had to be gentle with her.

"She sounds like she is something else! Christ, El said she puts the rest of us to shame." Fiona marvels.

"I can't even begin to describe her Fiona, she is a **** of nature." You respond.

"Like Aunt, like niece." Fiona says proudly. "If she ever needs a job..."

"No, she's not going to work in your weird whore house." You say flat out.

"Hey now...it's a classy weird whore house." Fiona is laughing. "There is a lot less sex that happens here than you probably think. Anyways, I gotta get going. I still think you are fucking idiot...but I love ya little brother. Good luck with all this, call me if you need me." You hang up the phone.

Great, Fiona knew. Just great.