Post an introduction

You decide that you should put up an introduction post.

Horny: "Hello! I'm Horny, and I'm new here. {if Men == false}{if Male?}I'm straight{else}I'm a lesbian{endif}{elseif Women == false}{if Male?} I'm gay{else}I'm straight{endif}{else}I'm bisexual{endif}, and really looking forward to being a member of this site."

A moderator pops up, and you think their response might be automated, or at least copy pasted, as they tell you about all of the various things to do on the site, which you already knew about.

After that came the people who were probably most active.

RollR: "Greetings, Horny! Happy to see a new face on the best forum on the internet.{if Male? == false}{if Men} Send me a message over private chat if you would like to chat about your privates (lol).{endif}{endif}

LockStep: "Hi Horny, and welcome to the forum.{if Women} I'd love to get to know you more, send me a chat. Here's a link to my thread in the picture forum.{endif}"

callmeSir: "Good day.{if Women} If you are interested in me connecting you with one of my subs, send me a message.{endif}{if Male? == false} If you want to learn about being a sub, {if Men}I'm the one{else}Mistress4girls is the one{endif} to talk to.{endif}"

{if Male?}{if Men}beartrap: "it's always nice to see a man like you. If you want to roleplay, hit me up"{endif}{endif}

{if Male?}{if Women}Paintmewithlove: "hmu for something soft and sexy. (hi Sir, thanks again for the pictures)"{endif}{endif}

{if Men}BigBadWolf: "My my, look what I found while on the prowl... fresh meat. Send me a message and we can get started."{endif}

{if Men}{if Male?}YaoiCupid: "Hey, I run a very successful male to male matchmaking service on this site, and we're always looking for more men, so please contact me."{endif}{endif}