(Silly Scene 10) Dear Chloe

"Hey guys!" Chloe says in a happy inviting tone, her big brown eyes peering through her glasses. "Sorry Grim can't be here today. I'm not really sure where he is honestly but I figured I could handle one of these on my own. He'll be so surprised."

Chloe sits in the big leather chair behind the big mahogany desk. Taking a stack of letters she had with her she pulls the top one and clears her throat. "Ahem...Dear Chloe, My g..."

She stops and looks up. "Oh, I forgot to mention I'm doing an advice column this chapter. Pretty neat idea right?" She smiles proudly. "I thought I'd share my wisdom with the world." She clears her throat again. "Ahem...okay...here we go."

"Dear Chloe, My girlfriend loves to give blowjobs but won't swallow, what can I do? - From Frustrated Canuck."

Chloe sits and thinks a bit. "Well...I'm not really seeing the problem here. If she doesn't want any that leaves more for you! You lucky duck." Looking at the letter once more. "It says Canuck. You're a Canadian? You could also try sitting in a snow drift as she sucks you off. I mean who doesn't love ice cream? Okay, next one."

"Dear Chloe, My wife and my mistress have found out about each other. They met each other last month and ended up hitting it off. I'm afraid they are both cheating on me, with each other! What should I do? - From Hubby with a Chubby"

Chloe blinks and stares at the paper, tilting her head in confusion. "Um...ask to watch and count your blessings. Next question."

"Dear Chloe, I've been working up the courage to ask a girl out. She is the sweetest most wonderful girl in the whole world. When I see her my heart goes aflutter and rainbows appear in the sky. I'm a virgin and I think she is as well. My question is, assuming I get the date, when should I broach the subject of sex? - From Yearnin Virgin"

Chloe sighs. "Ohhh, that's so sweet. So, you definitely want to bring it up right away, like first thing. Girls love to know that you're ready to fuck and aren't just yanking their chain. If she's playing hard to get tell her that anal would be good enough on the first date. You could probably skip the foreplay since it's a first date and you'll be wanting to nut and she'll be wanting your hot sticky load all over her." Chloe stops and smiles as she imagines the scene. "But make sure to be a gentleman and at least give her a reach around or something." She is about to move on but then pauses. "Oh...and you should probably see a doctor about that heart thing, maybe an optometrist too." She moves to the next letter.

"Dear Grimbous," She looks up. "Oops, this one wasn't for me...he he he..lets read it anyways." She giggles.

"Dear Grimbous, I love your stories. I love to read them between my advanced astrophysics classes and championship level artistic gymnastics practice. They get me so hot that I find myself playing with my..." Chloe pauses a second, her tone is slowly shifting from polite to irate. "...with my perfect tight little Asian pussy. I don't get much action because I'm so hot men are too intimidated to approach me. I could approach them but I am so shy and so utterly submissive to men I am afraid to. But you seem so nice. I was wondering, are you single? Can we meet? - From Yuriko."

Chloe is about to blow her top when she notices more. "P.S.: Even though I like your futa story I am a totally normal woman with just a super tight snatch and perfect round perky breasts and a smoking hot body. No ugly woman penis on me, don't worry."

Chloe sits fuming and looking at the letter a long time. She looks down at her not so perfect perky round breasts, seeing instead her flat chest. Her boobs barely discernible under her collared shirt. Naked jealousy plays across her face.

Without a word Chloe stands up and walks to the fireplace. She crumples up the letter and tosses it in, within moments a lit match is being tossed on top of it. It begins to burn as Chloe walks back to the desk and with a frosty look that could freeze the sun. She sits down and collects herself a moment. She pushes her thick glasses up her nose with a finger.

In the blink of an eye happy chipper Chloe is back, sort of, not really actually. But she's faking it best she can. "Okay, last letter. Dear Chloe, My name..."

She looks over at the fireplace. "You know...I found that letter already open...do you guys think he read it? Yeah, he probably did."

She forces a laugh but she is obviously distracted. "Ha, just a reader letter. Okay, lets get through this. Dear Chloe, My name is Al..." She stops and ponders.

"Why would he keep it though? A letter like that..." She shakes her head. "He he he, I'm being silly. He'd never..."

"Okay, okay, okay. Here I go. Dear Chloe, My name is Al..." She is looking more worried by the second.

"Where is he anyways? He never misses these silly scenes. I haven't seen him all day." She looks at you guys with wide fearful eyes. "You don't think...he's with her do you? In the cunning grips of her super tight Asian snatch!?" She has the most pitiful look, her bottom lip pouting out. She says in a sad little voice. "I just have the regular kind of snatch."

She stands up suddenly, pushing the chair back behind her. "Oh no! I gotta do something!"

She scrambles around collecting the letters and getting ready to leave. "Umm...I gotta go...chapter over, finis, the end, to be continued, and all that jazz. I'll see you guys next time." She adds woefully. "I hope!"